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submitted 4 months ago byNeonerdlady
Like seriously we invade a alien planet kill the wild like we don't find cute or helpful. We strip its natural resources and we make the environment a mess. And all we get is a Mug, Boombox and a motorized cart as a prize. We are the capitalist menace. Ohh I forgot we are taking their cultures artifacts. So yea we are the bad guys.
354 points
4 months ago
There are 2m big spiders.
They had it coming.
77 points
4 months ago
Nuke the site from orbit.
47 points
4 months ago
It’s the only way to be sure.
21 points
4 months ago
But they get bigger if they survive
50 points
4 months ago
If violence doesn't solve your problem, then you didn't use enough of it.
11 points
4 months ago
Soon enough it is Pioneer vrs planet sized spider
3 points
4 months ago
Blood for the blood god!
9 points
4 months ago
Kill it or double it and give it to the next person
5 points
4 months ago
No just no. your a horrible person 😭😭😭
2 points
4 months ago
If they ever add smth like an orbital cannon I'll fucking loose it
14 points
4 months ago
Previous sentient alien life already almost extinct judging from the numerous caverns left behind.
Also, since the last surviving alien life is an enemy unit from Sanctum which are the bad guys, I have no regrets desecrating their planet.
15 points
4 months ago
Every alien kill has been in self-defense, including the preemptive ones.
19 points
4 months ago
I will not fault the giant spider genocide.
7 points
4 months ago
Oh you can get a Tesla too
5 points
4 months ago
2 points
4 months ago
Exterminatus
1 points
4 months ago
You mean 2m big cats?/s
93 points
4 months ago
I like the mental aspect it adds to the game. Some people play out the heartless capitalist, others build to avoid removing vegetation; some people automate meat farms, while others leave their animals on passive and leave them alone. It's a sandbox, it can be what you make it!
11 points
4 months ago
I like building without hurting the vegetation and wildlife as much as possible for 2 reasons: it gives a more natural and casual look and also, I want to reduce as much as possible the feeling of being the villain of the typical story where humans get to an alien planet and destroy everything just for money.
4 points
4 months ago
Me too, but it always ends up happening to get a tree in the middle of my base. It stays for a bit, then it pisses me off and 5 other trees get removed with it.
1 points
4 months ago
It also counts less against your object limit!
9 points
4 months ago
Meme where the boss congratulates you for being for protecting the environment while building a factory.
Me who just hates random rocks invalidating building space and builds stuff in the air or on water.
11 points
4 months ago
How can one build a meatfarm?
13 points
4 months ago
I’ve built a few animal traps in the past. On one of my worlds I have one of those ram dogs enslaved in a glass dome forever running in circles alongside a bugged out factory cart forever spinning in a glass dome
3 points
4 months ago
I need a tutorial on that 💩
1 points
4 months ago
How would you automate meat farms? Is that a mod thing?
179 points
4 months ago
revs chainsaw with industrial intent
54 points
4 months ago
The chainsaw is one of my favorite unlocks. I always rush it. As soon as I have it in hand, it's time to strip the ground bare of all flora and cover the landscape in cool, comforting concrete and steel.
7 points
4 months ago
Amen brother in concrete
46 points
4 months ago
It is also just a small area of the planet
47 points
4 months ago
Correct answer. The playable area may be ravaged and paved beyond recognition, but it will always be just an infinitesimal area of 6km x 6km on a whole ass planet. They even improved the sky box backdrop to make this more apparent.
20 points
4 months ago
…could this mean that there Ficsit puts more than 1 employee on massage-2ab? Could the whole planet be covered with pioneers?
11 points
4 months ago
I'd say so. The crash sites for hard drives hint to that imo
18 points
4 months ago
Could be like the movie Oblivion! Tom Cruise and Andrea Riseborough are essentially clones and tasked to protect a water extracting machine for an alien race.
19 points
4 months ago
My fan theory is that all the crashed pods we collect hard drives from were a previous version of our pod we landed in. They failed, and we recover the hard drives with blueprint info other pioneers would have used to set up their own bases. We're the first to survive a landing because we're the first to use a newly designed pod type. Of course, Ficsit doesn't waste, so we go out and collect hard drive scraps. Saves Ficsit the trouble of sending support pods down to us at greater cost.
I assure you, if we could open up the pods properly, we'd see the corpses of pioneers in all of them.
8 points
4 months ago
The only one able to C O M P L Y
10 points
4 months ago*
I still find it hard to headcanon this, but gotta give points for the hilarity and in characterness of FICSIT transporting pioneers in cargo rated pods
9 points
4 months ago
Pioneers are property Ficsit. Property goes into a cargo pod. I mean, look at the first thing we do when we land. We deconstruct our pod to use as materials for the Hub. We can deconstruct any Ficsit tech on the planet, but we can't do it for organics. So why can't we deconstruct crashed pods instead of fixing them for hard drives?
Because Ficsit knows we can't deconstruct the corpses inside with our tool. The Secret cannot be revealed.
16 points
4 months ago*
If ADA isn't lying, there should be two other pioneers in the general vicinity. It can be the entire star system, a planet and its moons, massage2(ab)-b itself, or a bigger area on the planet. If you take the blinking dots on the lava planet literally (there are quite a lot of them if you look closely), "sector" probably means one of the last two. And since this planet doesn't have moons, it can be inferred that there are only two other pioneers here, maybe more if there are multiple sectors per planet, at the time of your arrival. That also explains the crashed freighters carrying standard items.
Of course, it all changes if the dots on the lava planet are just red herrings.
11 points
4 months ago
they would have to be VERY big herrings to see from a different planet
2 points
4 months ago
Where do you get this from ? The first cutscene?
3 points
4 months ago
I guarantee we're not the first Ficsit employee to set foot on Massage 2AB(b), but we might be the first to survive touchdown in our sector.
All of the crash sites we find littered around are the cargo shuttle type that comes with our HUB. They aren't the personnel planetfall shuttle we arrive in, so it's not *that* grim, it's not like we're the first of over 100 to survive landing in this place. It's just that pioneers elsewhere on the planet are sending up shuttles, which crash in our region for some reason. It's not ours, they're there when we get there.
3 points
4 months ago
Wait what? How is that supposed to be only 6x6km??? I mean yeah scale in Videogames is always kind of weird, but it still seems bigger...
5 points
4 months ago
I mean, you can measure it yourself. Plop a waypoint in one corner and stand in another corner and you can see how far away it is.
2 points
4 months ago
Hm yeah. I mean I believe you. It just seems bigger lol
5 points
4 months ago
Wait until you figure out how big the doggos actually are on April 1.
5 points
4 months ago
If you wanna truly test it's size...
Place a skyway from 1 end to the other, then walk said skywalk (walk, not run), and time it.
Then compare that with average walking speed of a human and you've got your actual map size ;)
If it's truly 6 km, and i think average walking speed is something like 5 km/h, it should take you just over an hour to time it.
3 points
4 months ago
I will def do that, when I find the time. I'll keep you updated.
4 points
4 months ago
Let’s be realistic though. We would use the whole planet if we could
1 points
4 months ago
I wish No Man's Sky would Collab with Satisfactory and just make the game I dream of.
1 points
4 months ago
Do I set up your hopes and say maybe this is Jace’s project?
1 points
4 months ago
Well that would be amazing, though I doubt it. Funky procedural effort would be a stark change compared to hand-drawn for sure. Still, imagine plunking down on a planet that is unique and a whole planet, and getting busy like we do, and then later on setting up transport between planets for resources. Would be quite the game.
35 points
4 months ago
As a pioneer and property of Ficsit, clones have no feelings, now if you excuse me I must go, the factory must grow.
17 points
4 months ago
You are contractually obligated to make your factory great if not perfect.
9 points
4 months ago
COMPLY
25 points
4 months ago
I do not “make the environment a mess”. Quite the opposite, I bring order to chaos.
Sure there are some counterinsurgent elements, but they’ve been terrorizing the population since before I got there. Most of the indigenous population welcomes me as a liberator, and is grateful that I am confronting the spider and stinger menace. Just the other day a local walked up to me lovingly, and we traded gifts.
I build them new roads to travel upon, rail transit. And while I do mine the planets natural resources, I do so sustainably, using techniques that can be maintained indefinitely. I’ve outlawed dirty coal in favour of clean nuclear power, and even recycle the nuclear waste.
In short, I am the best thing to ever happen to Massage-2(A-B)b, it feels fantastic.
15 points
4 months ago
Sir the spiders are crawling over the radioactive waste again
13 points
4 months ago
Nothing to worry about, what’s the worst that could happen? The spiders themselves become radioactive and start hosing people with radioactive gas? Hah, impossible, that’s not how science works.
8 points
4 months ago
Wanna tell that to the 30 foot spider out there
33 points
4 months ago
I don't particularly care.
13 points
4 months ago
Ever play a game (GTA, Hitman, Prototype) and get the thought of "I'm going to be an absolute menace and just do the most evil stuff that I'd never do in real life" because at the end of the day it's just a game?
I will also raise the point: Can't have culture if there ain't any intelligent life there.
5 points
4 months ago
Considering there's Johnny he had to of attach the jetpack and learned how to use it so clearly there is intelligent life it's just not the life we are used to seeing
4 points
4 months ago
should have learned to use a gun instead. loads rifle with malicious intent
2 points
4 months ago
I mean, maybe. I always figured the jetpack was on one of the crashes and Johnny just wiggled into it. Like pigs and corvids and whatnot are smart but they don't have culture.
11 points
4 months ago
As long as it’s not my world, it’s fine
12 points
4 months ago
Also, I'm not sure they are "their culture's artifacts".. the alien artifacts kinda feel like they were left there by a third party visitor....
6 points
4 months ago
COMPLY
9 points
4 months ago*
I feel this is a bad joke in Satisfactory. Creatures respawn and resource nodes are infinite. Machines and buildings are shiny and clean, not industrial and dirty. The only pollution we create is depleted fuel cells, which don't have any adverse effects on the world, they only have an adverse effect on the player.
In Factorio, we DESTROY the world. We expand ever-outwards as we strip-mine existing deposits dry. The forests that we don't clear-cut to make way for the factory, die from its pollution. Smog thickens the air and toxins tint the oceans. We create an entire military-industrial complex to exterminate the local fauna with extreme prejudice and cruel efficiency. Everything that is natural must be harvested, landfilled, paved, and covered in solar panels. Forget about wildlife, we turn entire seas into nuclear power plants; and we tear down cliffs, mountains and plateaus just so we can drive in a straight line once or twice.
Satisfactory feels like it's more about working with the world than working to tame it. We aspire to create not just big factories, but aesthetically pleasing ones. As such, I think it would be wise move for Coffee Stain to lean away from the destructive industrialism trope and instead lean into tropes with a more hopeful tone, like eco-urbanism.
8 points
4 months ago
couldn't hear you over the sound of my nobelisks blaizing a trail of progress making way for the unstoppable march of industrialization
16 points
4 months ago
My personal theory is the Project Assembly is an orbital De-Terraformer that will scrub the planet's biosphere, allowing the rapid, uninhibited exploitation of the planet's mineral resources at a planetary scale.
8 points
4 months ago
Strip it's natural resources? I've been mining these nodes for years and they show no sign of stopping!
3 points
4 months ago
7 points
4 months ago
I think that putting some of the best resources in some of the prettiest natural settings is completely intentional. I'm still hoping for a "screw the company over" option in 1.0.
2 points
4 months ago
What like a story where ficsit is the enemy?
4 points
4 months ago
Doesn't need to be as involved as that. Could be as simple as sending something up the space elevator that blows it up.
6 points
4 months ago
Just satisfying
5 points
4 months ago
In the words of dungeon keeper, It's good to be bad
6 points
4 months ago
The mug is totally worth it though ☕️🤗
5 points
4 months ago
There did not appear to be any sentient life. Just animals and unexplained artifacts from a presumably long dead civilization.
2 points
4 months ago
Johnny he somehow equipped a jetpack and uses it
5 points
4 months ago
I've never encountered the pig with the jetpack but have heard of it. Completely forgot it existed. Given the other Ficsit wreckage around the map, I assume there were other employees sent to do the same resource extraction. And one of those employees might have equipped the jetpack for fun.
3 points
4 months ago
I encounter him after hearing about him I heard a jetpack so I quickly moved out of the way knowing what it was without seeing it
5 points
4 months ago
I don't get paid to feel. In fact I don't get paid at all.
4 points
4 months ago
It’s a very nice mug.
5 points
4 months ago
I am creating beauty! The machines are perfection made manifest! Nature is messy, uncontrollable, and unpredictable but the machines... they are sublime. The machines are clean, efficient, consistent.
How does it feel to eradicate life and replace it with the factories? It feels. Beautiful.
The factory must grow. It will grow. Glory to the factory, glory to efficiency, GLORY TO FICSIT
9 points
4 months ago
Good. As someone that cares a lot about environmental stuff IRL. It's oddly satisfying role playing as the Once-ler with no consequences.
4 points
4 months ago
I can't be a villain if there isn't a hero to tell the story.
Show me the hero.
6 points
4 months ago
Johnny
4 points
4 months ago
I totally disagree… I kill cute and helpful animals too
4 points
4 months ago
Basically you are completely right. We display the most vile and definitely a core trait of humanity in this game.
BUT it's just a game so i dont tend to think about such things in games. It's enough that I'm being confronted with this in my everyday life. I play games to have said fun. Nothing more, nothing less.
And that was only a neutral statement. I do not intend to criticise you in any way with that.
3 points
4 months ago
Pretty chill tbh
3 points
4 months ago
You want to google "Satisfactory Rap" for my answer.
2 points
4 months ago
Omg that was awesome. Stupendium is always so much fun to listen to.
3 points
4 months ago
We're the bad guys, but also expendable corporate cogs lol We definitely work for the bad guys! All the more reason to mess around and build things how we want to, rather than rushing the overlords' goals.
3 points
4 months ago
You mean...being humans?
3 points
4 months ago
HARVEST
3 points
4 months ago
Are we... The baddies?
3 points
4 months ago
Welp i just doing my damn job!
3 points
4 months ago
I twirl my moustache and cackle knowingly.
As an aside, why the frick is my autocorrect turning moustache into moist ache. It didn’t like disingenuine either. What is this horseshoe.
3 points
4 months ago
Because mustache is the more common spelling, maybe? Not sure who makes that decision, but we all know autocorrect makes some weird changes.
Disingenuine doesn't appear to be a word. Do you mean disingenuous?
3 points
4 months ago
Despite Jace's repeated advice to the contrary, I always try my best to preserve the environment where possible, and I don't kill the wildlife. I even paint my buildings, belts, extractors etc a variety of different shades to make them blend in to their environment as much as I can.
As for the culture and the artifacts, I see no evidence of the first, and no evidence that the second have any relation to the animal life now present on the world. Nothing on that world is ever gonna have a space program. Anything that might once have, doesn't appear to be a concern any more.
Given the remarkable number of very beautiful biomes in such a small area, I think the planet might make more money as a resort world (dangerous wildlife notwithstanding), but Ficsit have access to data I don't, so we'll stick with their plan.
3 points
4 months ago
Particle accelerator goes BRRRRRRRRR
3 points
4 months ago
It's our job as FICsit employee. Comply!
3 points
4 months ago
Irrelevant. Production must expand. Your morality will not feed the factory.
3 points
4 months ago
You are your own hero. Don't let xeno scum tell you otherwise.
3 points
4 months ago
Capitalist? Who here is getting paid? Comrade, we are not capitalists, we do this for the motherland.
1 points
4 months ago
I get paid for recycling stuff.
3 points
4 months ago
Ficsit does not pay employees to care or share empathy for the local wildlife or fauna. I don't want a dock in pay, so I suppress the feelings.
5 points
4 months ago
*Something something moral relativism *
2 points
4 months ago
Ehhh, about the same as being one on this world
2 points
4 months ago
So what you sayin is we play as a human haha
2 points
4 months ago
In another factory game you create pollution that slowly kills all the trees. Also pisses off the locals and they start to attack you in waves.
2 points
4 months ago
Metal is perfection
2 points
4 months ago
Risk of rain has already prepped me for this
1 points
4 months ago
Shadow of the Colossus prepared me to do more for less
2 points
4 months ago
But hey we don't kill the wildlife that we do find cute, so it's OK.
2 points
4 months ago
We‘re not the villain, just expendable henchwomen
2 points
4 months ago
For the planet the day the pioneer graced it's surface may have been the worst day of it's existence. But for me it was tuesday.
2 points
4 months ago
I mean... There I am just affecting a small island on what is otherwise a huge planet. And I am running with renewable resources and try to limit waste.
Where as in real life, I am part of a settlement that arrived on Earth ~3 million years ago and is about to destroy the environment on a global scale and pose a direct threat to almost every single living creature.
2 points
4 months ago
So what?
Its a game, that was designed to do just that. Come in and suck resources out as fast as possible. Gain new tools, weapons, and skills. Do it some more.
Big deal. Play the game. If you want to be the good guy, well - base building, survival, and Zombie games are not your salvation. Toughen up, or die. The math is simple; You or them.
I chose me.
2 points
4 months ago
If not for profit then just because I can.
2 points
4 months ago
For precisely those reasons, I have this mega project where I intend to build underground, under the map, one big map-wide factory that extracts every resource with minimal factory footprint for the extraction sites i.e. the nodes that are above ground. So, for the map, you would only be able to see small concrete structures enveloping every single resource node and well and nothing else built on the land. I do intend to build a big tower in the major hole that is located somewhat in the middle of the map, close to the green fields. Any nuclear power plant and radioactivity will be dealt with at only one map border corner outside of the land of the map and even though just visually, it will be encesed in thick concrete walls to 'reduce' radioactivity effects. Yes, all resources will be extracted and artifacts recovered but the wildlife and the nature will remain untouched and in balance. Only predators at resource nodes will be exterminated. Pest control.
2 points
4 months ago
What’s morally evil about using natural resources, especially when said resources are infinite? Also, there’s no one there, so we’re not taking away from anyone’s culture.
1 points
4 months ago
Precisely, Whatever culture made these artifacts is extinct. All we find are flora, fauna, and minerals.
2 points
4 months ago
Less bad than in Factorio. There you can measure the pollution. In Satisfactory, minus the plutonium waste, the environmental impact you're having is rather small comparatively speaking.
2 points
4 months ago
Ficsit personnel are trained to harvest materials on planets with minimal impact effect to the planet itself. FICSIT is not responsible for any I’ll advised violence towards FICSIT personnel
2 points
4 months ago
How bad can I possibly be?
2 points
4 months ago
i feel like adding a new nuclear reactor
2 points
4 months ago
I know and i love it
5 points
4 months ago
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-3 points
4 months ago
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2 points
4 months ago
I assumed it was a metaphor for capitalism. Do you have a choice? Based on the whole "you're part of 3 of 74 who have survived re entry..."
That does not sound like you're really there because you WANT to.
Most of us work for the very same corporations that are destroying our world because it's that our starve to death.
1 points
4 months ago
It made me learn that ecoterrorism isn’t chopping down a bunch of trees and polluting the atmosphere
1 points
4 months ago
I mean it's not that much of a difference to what we humans do and always did...
0 points
4 months ago
We're the villains on our own planet. Just seems par for the course.
0 points
4 months ago
A true villain will never see themselves as a villain. They always perceive themselves as doing what is right.
1 points
4 months ago
Nah, some know they are the villain and don't care one whit about it, they're living their lives and are very driven to see their goals met. There is no reason they would not be villains because they have the self-awareness to know they're considered vile, or evil by someone who is nowhere near as focused or driven as they are.
-1 points
4 months ago
Ok.. what's yur point? There are the Conquered and the Conquerors. Which one do you want to be?
1 points
4 months ago
Feels like efficiency.
1 points
4 months ago
I am not the villain.. I am the god.
1 points
4 months ago*
Getting rid of toxic waste can involve flinging the cute animals into the void with a can in their inventory...
(Note, the cute animals are quite a bit larger than you might expect, at least on April 1)
1 points
4 months ago
There's a game on Steam which is the opposite of this environmental crime simulator, but I don't know if I can mention it here.
It's just the way the gameplay is set up.
1 points
4 months ago
Yea but that lil cart pretty sick tho
1 points
4 months ago
Ficsit has not told me to feel. I only do what I'm told.
COMPLY
1 points
4 months ago
Feels good to exploit a planet
1 points
4 months ago
There's a reason I named my first save Ecological Devastation
1 points
4 months ago
YOU're the alien.
1 points
4 months ago
I think the things that generate gas and possibly the spiders are also invaders.
There used to be a lot more water on the planet too. Someone exploited it before you.
You may end up being the hero of the world.
1 points
4 months ago
I wish I could have pets to the point of a zoo 😅
1 points
4 months ago
FicSit are the bad guys. We are just a worker.
1 points
4 months ago
I like to think of it like our ancestors did. Taming the Savages.
1 points
4 months ago
Pesky wildlife, they didn't pay for the permit to harvest this planets recourses. And they are technically also this planets recourses. So really, I don't see a problem here.
1 points
4 months ago
It feels productive!
1 points
4 months ago
The planet shouldn't have so many usable resources if it didn't want to exploited. Progress stops for no alien or man.
1 points
4 months ago
Imagine 1 wip sphere spwawns 20 small stingers and 5 alpha stingers, and you have dozens of spheres in your chest xD
1 points
4 months ago
1 points
4 months ago
Factory must grow
1 points
4 months ago
Satisfying.
1 points
4 months ago
I definitely know I am, I was playing with my friend and without thinking said to him, "when do you think they will add pollution to the game?"
1 points
4 months ago
Mods already have.
1 points
4 months ago
I can't hear you over the smog from my coal plant.
1 points
4 months ago
You had me at Boombox!
1 points
4 months ago
and I enjoy it.
1 points
4 months ago
Are you kidding me? The alien fauna that attack me are the ones that die. I wouldn't give a shit about them if they let me be. The mega-Corp that sent me is the villain. I just work for them.
1 points
4 months ago
But they gave me a mug
1 points
4 months ago
this is fine
1 points
4 months ago
dick
1 points
4 months ago
Hey man I don't think thinking was a part of my FICSITcontractual obligations.
I'm just trying to C̵̻̺͕̜͑̍̊̌͑̀̋͗̇̄̐͐͐̓̚ö̶̖̠͊̐̅́̂̀͂̅̎͜m̴̧̳̝̣̘͕̞͍̍̀̃̃̒̚͝͝͝p̵̢̛̖͕͍͍̘͂̂͗̎͂̾̊͊̌̓̌̕͘͜ͅl̷̥̣͕͔̠̞̱͎͙̫̻̱̱̽͒͒̓̀̊͆̄̀͂ͅy̸̡̤̮̝̘͔̠̠̺̎̋͑̿̈́̃̔̂͒͋͠
1 points
4 months ago
I thought all that the light touches (and the caves below) are mine to do with as FICSIT demands.
1 points
4 months ago
You worded the whole killing anything not cute part as if the little goddamn birds don't get in the way of construction and that I don't nuke them on sight.
1 points
4 months ago
If you don't like the game you don't have to play it. I like satisfactory so I play it!
1 points
4 months ago
I love Satisfactory and have clocked a couple hundred hours into game and always look into ways to improve my factory and new technics.
Just because I am looking at the game in a nartive and abstract way does not mean I dislike the game.
1 points
4 months ago
What if the fart rocks ARE the dominant species, and the clouds are just them talking to one another? Shit's weird on other planets I reckon.
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