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/r/WatchesCirclejerk
189 points
4 months ago
This is exactly how I imagined every r/Rolex user looks.
63 points
4 months ago
I picture a lot more chubby middle aged dudes with ugly print button up shirts.
11 points
4 months ago*
They look kinda like Cartman from South Park
9 points
4 months ago
Yeah I definitely picture lots of double chins and bleach blonde trophy wives. The gaudy button-up shirt though is something I see a lot on that sub. I guess they’re all “peacocking” each other.
2 points
4 months ago
meanwhile, we’re poop cocking each other
130 points
4 months ago*
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13 points
4 months ago
That's what I questioned myself first
85 points
4 months ago
Shitty tattoos ✅
Faux designer jacket ✅
Hairline bad enough to wear a beanie ✅
Messy facial hair ✅
19 points
4 months ago
This is too close to home….
-2 points
4 months ago
Are you good
35 points
4 months ago
Damn, He has my "where am I and what time is it" face
6 points
4 months ago
The crossed eyes look
10 points
4 months ago
"God I hope breakfast is still on..."
4 points
4 months ago
"Idk what was that shit last night, but that was a freaking good shit"
25 points
4 months ago
this the typa guy to still pull out his phone to check the time
16 points
4 months ago
What a fine gentleman in that playboy teen coat
And he can't miss the mandatory sleeve tattoo test
10 points
4 months ago
Niko, it's Roman. Let's go bowling!
7 points
4 months ago
This must be the guy that got robbed the other day.
2 points
4 months ago
What if the guy that got robbed is a r/RepTime poster
7 points
4 months ago
Wouldn’t even trust this man with $10
7 points
4 months ago
Not one mofo wearing playboy ever got laid let alone a Rolex... I call bushit on the submariner... and the breitling as a matter of fact 😁
5 points
4 months ago
Thats the pose he assumed at the ad to get his watches
4 points
4 months ago
Don’t double fist me, dick
11 points
4 months ago
This guy is so much cooler than the average r/rolex guy.
14 points
4 months ago
I'm a straight male, but i have strong urge to have his children
3 points
4 months ago
What could you possibly do with them?
1 points
4 months ago
sell them to your AD to get on the 10 year wait list
3 points
4 months ago
Is there a new movie of Ali G?
2 points
4 months ago
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
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3 points
4 months ago
The sort of person who only knows of Rolex and AP?
4 points
4 months ago
He knows Breitling as well.
1 points
4 months ago
Got to love Breitling
2 points
4 months ago
A lot of Seikos in my collection. Moonswatch. Some Raymond Weil as well. Everyone has to start somewhere.
1 points
4 months ago
True
3 points
4 months ago
Classy
3 points
4 months ago
“this sub has gone bonkers lately”
Ya don’t say
2 points
4 months ago
I knew he would end up here
2 points
4 months ago
L3L3 is chuffing so hard
2 points
4 months ago
The face sweater! 😆
2 points
4 months ago
Wow, even hobos can afford a Rolex over there? America really is the land of opportunity…
2 points
4 months ago
You're just envious from his Boratesque GREAT SUCCESS!
2 points
4 months ago
I was expecting someone to repost this lol
2 points
4 months ago
Sporty had quite a mouthful for this chap 😂
1 points
4 months ago
Ok, yeah I can kinda understand now why Rolex might wanna keep people like this gentlemen from buying their fine timepieces. Not that I ever wanted a Rolex , but seeing this guy makes me want one even less.
1 points
4 months ago
His wrinkles around the eyes tell he's like 40 or more, but his clothes makes him look like a teenager. Pretty retarded.
1 points
4 months ago
He obviously posed for this photo… What is he looking at? Cause it ain’t the camera.
1 points
4 months ago
Hahahaha, amazing
1 points
4 months ago
Angrycops?
1 points
4 months ago
Could use a lint roller.
1 points
4 months ago
That sub looks fake to me
1 points
4 months ago
playboy shirt?
1 points
4 months ago
They all have sleeve tats.
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