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/r/WatchesCirclejerk

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all 57 comments

DingDong50001

189 points

4 months ago

This is exactly how I imagined every r/Rolex user looks.

CaptainNipplesMcRib

63 points

4 months ago

I picture a lot more chubby middle aged dudes with ugly print button up shirts.

DemoflowerLad

11 points

4 months ago*

DemoflowerLad

Vostok Amphibia is best

11 points

4 months ago*

They look kinda like Cartman from South Park

CaptainNipplesMcRib

9 points

4 months ago

Yeah I definitely picture lots of double chins and bleach blonde trophy wives. The gaudy button-up shirt though is something I see a lot on that sub. I guess they’re all “peacocking” each other.

CreedStump

2 points

4 months ago

meanwhile, we’re poop cocking each other

[deleted]

4 points

4 months ago

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Pavigulati

35 points

4 months ago

4000grx41

1 points

4 months ago

4000grx41

Teddy Baldasus

1 points

4 months ago

Anything but the aforementioned

[deleted]

130 points

4 months ago*

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Invi85

13 points

4 months ago

Invi85

13 points

4 months ago

That's what I questioned myself first

StevenS145

85 points

4 months ago

Shitty tattoos ✅

Faux designer jacket ✅

Hairline bad enough to wear a beanie ✅

Messy facial hair ✅

theshitstormcommeth

19 points

4 months ago

This is too close to home….

GoodBoyNumberOne

-2 points

4 months ago

Are you good

michigan_diaspora

78 points

4 months ago

Laumser

35 points

4 months ago

Laumser

35 points

4 months ago

Damn, He has my "where am I and what time is it" face

Invi85

6 points

4 months ago

Invi85

6 points

4 months ago

The crossed eyes look

Laumser

10 points

4 months ago

Laumser

10 points

4 months ago

"God I hope breakfast is still on..."

Invi85

4 points

4 months ago

Invi85

4 points

4 months ago

"Idk what was that shit last night, but that was a freaking good shit"

JussaRegularNPC

25 points

4 months ago

this the typa guy to still pull out his phone to check the time

Chuffed_ur_rolex

36 points

4 months ago

Me looking at this dudes face

Invi85

16 points

4 months ago

Invi85

16 points

4 months ago

What a fine gentleman in that playboy teen coat

And he can't miss the mandatory sleeve tattoo test

Grimspoon

10 points

4 months ago

Niko, it's Roman. Let's go bowling!

myfriendmickey

7 points

4 months ago

chockZ

2 points

4 months ago

chockZ

2 points

4 months ago

What if the guy that got robbed is a r/RepTime poster

HSRXX

7 points

4 months ago

HSRXX

7 points

4 months ago

Wouldn’t even trust this man with $10

LatinoDigital

7 points

4 months ago

Not one mofo wearing playboy ever got laid let alone a Rolex... I call bushit on the submariner... and the breitling as a matter of fact 😁

ccccc4

5 points

4 months ago

ccccc4

5 points

4 months ago

Thats the pose he assumed at the ad to get his watches

RockyMountainSup

6 points

4 months ago

4000grx41

4 points

4 months ago

4000grx41

Teddy Baldasus

4 points

4 months ago

Don’t double fist me, dick

OriginalAceofSpades

11 points

4 months ago

This guy is so much cooler than the average r/rolex guy.

ExtraBitterSpecial

14 points

4 months ago

I'm a straight male, but i have strong urge to have his children

fccffccf

3 points

4 months ago

What could you possibly do with them?

missmykidcaniseethem

1 points

4 months ago

sell them to your AD to get on the 10 year wait list

dd1989NL

3 points

4 months ago

Is there a new movie of Ali G?

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2 points

4 months ago

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Higher_Primate3

3 points

4 months ago

The sort of person who only knows of Rolex and AP?

jack-a-woo

4 points

4 months ago

He knows Breitling as well.

Higher_Primate3

1 points

4 months ago

Got to love Breitling

PettyAndretti

2 points

4 months ago

A lot of Seikos in my collection. Moonswatch. Some Raymond Weil as well. Everyone has to start somewhere.

Higher_Primate3

1 points

4 months ago

True

Nostradonuts

3 points

4 months ago

Classy

Seikoluka

3 points

4 months ago

“this sub has gone bonkers lately”

Ya don’t say

Doyouneedsum

2 points

4 months ago

I knew he would end up here

MThanosJ

2 points

4 months ago

L3L3 is chuffing so hard

Cato2011

2 points

4 months ago

The face sweater! 😆

These-Ad458

2 points

4 months ago

Wow, even hobos can afford a Rolex over there? America really is the land of opportunity…

yonimanko

2 points

4 months ago

You're just envious from his Boratesque GREAT SUCCESS!

beatsbyjules

2 points

4 months ago

I was expecting someone to repost this lol

Particular_Ad9541

2 points

4 months ago

Sporty had quite a mouthful for this chap 😂

Zealousideal-Ad-4716

1 points

4 months ago

Ok, yeah I can kinda understand now why Rolex might wanna keep people like this gentlemen from buying their fine timepieces. Not that I ever wanted a Rolex , but seeing this guy makes me want one even less.

eye_aim_rich

1 points

4 months ago

His wrinkles around the eyes tell he's like 40 or more, but his clothes makes him look like a teenager. Pretty retarded.

Pom-O-Duro

1 points

4 months ago

He obviously posed for this photo… What is he looking at? Cause it ain’t the camera.

PettyAndretti

1 points

4 months ago

Hahahaha, amazing

Aim_dad

1 points

4 months ago

Angrycops?

KafkasAccount

1 points

4 months ago

Could use a lint roller.

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

That sub looks fake to me

dam91

1 points

4 months ago

dam91

1 points

4 months ago

playboy shirt?

RealDanielSan1

1 points

4 months ago

They all have sleeve tats.