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Mr_Dr_Rocket_Surgeon

2.4k points

6 days ago

This was my question to the teacher during the boys only half of sex-ed classes when I was in 6th grade. We all listened intently as this perplexing problem was swiftly demystified. This is why we need decent sex-ed.

PeeledCrepes

909 points

6 days ago

Considering I've met a few women who didn't know as well. Ya, lets raise the bar on how shitty our sex ed is.

Wendy-Windbag

412 points

6 days ago

Labor tech here: the number of women that ask how the baby is supposed to come out after we place a a urinary catheter is not an insignificant amount. Nearly as many as their male support partners asking.

TRiC_16

186 points

6 days ago

TRiC_16

186 points

6 days ago

Aight so nobody will be allowed to pass laws about women's bodies

FormerFattie90

62 points

6 days ago

Let's just ban women in general

MrNormalRs

24 points

5 days ago

Idk man. If prohibition taught us anything, people will just make women in their bathtubs.

FeedsOnLife

26 points

5 days ago

Let's ban politicians.

MookieFlav

12 points

5 days ago

Sounds good

aggressivefurniture2

153 points

6 days ago

I have no idea why girls don't 'just know'. How can you not notice that pee does not come from the big hole. So many girls find it out from others at like age 12. A girl I knew didn't know this at age 16 lol.

SHBGuerrilla

89 points

6 days ago

I’ve know a handful of 30+ year old women who didn’t know.

HeartFullONeutrality

20 points

6 days ago

There was a whole orange is the new black episode dedicated to this. And many girls in show didn't know. So, add shows are pretty much documentaries (/s), I assumed it's not common knowledge.

I'm am a gay male engineer so I don't know anything about women, so I didn't know that and had frankly forgotten about it until now.

stilldreamingat2am

91 points

6 days ago

Because we can’t see it. And we’re not super aware of the “big hole” when we’ve never had sex.

Doomncandy

12 points

6 days ago

My friends told me that they grew up told not to "touch down there". They wiped and bathed, but you couldn't have your hands down their for anything else. Men with penises have a visual of what they are dealing with, girls with hidden to our eye equipment can be confused.

snowytheNPC

28 points

6 days ago

Yeah that was me. Always used pads, conservative family, and so never knew where the vagina hole was

SadMaintenance

33 points

6 days ago

I hid my first period. I was at a sleepover, found a tampon, and tried to put it in my pee hole. I was in fifth grade- I hadn’t explored enough to find the other one yet.

NotMyCat2

10 points

5 days ago

NotMyCat2

10 points

5 days ago

I learned a lesson as a male at six. I wondered what these things under sink were of my mom’s. One that they were my mom’s and I wasn’t supposed to touch them.

The other was from trying to hide the evidence. Apparently they don’t sink when you flush them.

😜

lisadia

7 points

6 days ago*

lisadia

7 points

6 days ago*

Also this hasn’t been mentioned here but my friend has a shallow vagina canal and a slightly offset cervix, so getting the tampon up past her urethra was difficult sometimes and then if she peed it would soak up into the tampon which isn’t great.

singleDADSlife

7 points

6 days ago

Mate I've known women in their 20 and 30's who were arguing with me that they pee out of their clitoris. There was absolutely no proving them wrong unfortunately. They knew better because it was their body. This was in the days before everyone had google in their pockets unfortunately.

FBWSRD

26 points

6 days ago

FBWSRD

26 points

6 days ago

Because the urethra is very close to the vagina. It’s basically inside the opening. It does look like pee comes from the vagina. I knew that there where three holes but it took a while to figure out where the urethra opens

nwbrown

22 points

6 days ago

nwbrown

22 points

6 days ago

I think you are overestimating how much people remember from the 6th grade.

C4LLgirl

36 points

6 days ago

C4LLgirl

36 points

6 days ago

My 5th grade sex ed split the boys and girls into groups, I don’t think we even learned anything about tampons.

BKBroiler57

9.4k points

6 days ago

BKBroiler57

9.4k points

6 days ago

To be fair, he’s got a Ph.D in engineering… he’s not ever seen a naked woman irl.

Maximum-Excitement58

2.6k points

6 days ago*

As an engineer I can assure you… this is true.

PS — about PhD’s

shahooster

1.7k points

6 days ago

shahooster

1.7k points

6 days ago

Q: How do you tell the difference between an introverted and extroverted engineer?

A: An introverted engineer looks at their own feet when they are talking to you, an extroverted engineer looks at your feet when they’re talking to you.

Maximum-Excitement58

700 points

6 days ago

Q: How can a humanities major afford to not move back in with their parents after college?

A: Marry an engineer.

TheeScribe

403 points

6 days ago

TheeScribe

403 points

6 days ago

As a humanities major in a relationship with an engineer I can assure you… this is true

saltyblueberry25

91 points

6 days ago

What is a humanities major, anyway?

TheeScribe

190 points

6 days ago

TheeScribe

190 points

6 days ago

Someone who has or works towards a degree in subjects that focus on aspects of human thought and culture, thinks like history philosophy, literature, performing arts etc.

Basically the opposite of the hard sciences

Any_Geologist9302

162 points

6 days ago*

Basically the opposite of the hard sciences

Things go full circle if you dig a little too deep.

a_dry_banana

117 points

6 days ago

Behavioral Science/Biology and Neuroscience enters the chat

Leviathan3333

30 points

6 days ago

Which as a comp lit major, I can assure you that we are viewed as quite useless…

…and yet ironically without us and people passionate about it, there wouldn’t be museums or art galleries (we are quite fun to be with in these places :) )

I wonder if the person who designed the IPad was a Star Trek fan. Does your Engineer have any favourite shows, books, movies?

I wonder if any inspire them in their work even if they find a correlation to something.

I love the Hard sciences (though my brain isn’t really wired greatly for them always) I have a deep appreciation for them.

Though I would argue now more than ever the Humanities are needed.

We mustn’t forget our history, where we were, how far we’ve come, the steps we’ve taken backwards. If you don’t know your context in history then we are just stumbling blindly to the next thing.

But yeah, no one gives a shit about my degree lol

Elliebell1024

44 points

6 days ago

Ha, substitute Phys.Ed major and it's the story of my life!

AccursedCapra

65 points

6 days ago

I have a master's in civil engineering and live with my parents, no one is safe anymore.

Maximum-Excitement58

40 points

6 days ago

”I have a master’s in civil engineering…”

Well, there’s yer problem right there.

CompE folks be buying their parents’ s house.

AccursedCapra

55 points

6 days ago

I mean the house is under my name, so they technically live with me, but I'd get choked out if I ever said that to them

Also I like dirt and water more than computers.

Hopelessly_Inept

7 points

6 days ago

I like not working at all way more than working, but here we are.

AccursedCapra

8 points

6 days ago

oh fuck yeah dude, that's the real dream, I'd be an absolute goblin if I somehow came across enough money to never work again.

Maximum-Excitement58

25 points

6 days ago

I like dirt and water more than computers money

Fixed it for you.

😎

AccursedCapra

20 points

6 days ago

I mean that's also true.

leo_agiad

38 points

6 days ago

leo_agiad

38 points

6 days ago

The delivery on this is usually tightened to:

Q: How do you spot the extroverted engineer?

A: They look at your feet when they talk to you.

appealtoreason00

101 points

6 days ago

He’s had sex with a woman theoretically

AgainandBack

75 points

6 days ago

“Assume a spherical chicken in a vacuum.”

Immortal_Merlin

24 points

6 days ago

  • assume a spherical rooster in a vacuum

  • its not vacuum its a vagina

jarofsalamanders

5 points

6 days ago

Assume spherical rooster in a vacuum, write up the equations for the model. Assume the vagina can be represented as a series of orthogonal functions...

wreck_it_nacho

331 points

6 days ago

I never felt so offended but I agree. FML, literally please.

ZealousidealPool772

64 points

6 days ago

saxtoncan

26 points

6 days ago

saxtoncan

26 points

6 days ago

Homers_Harp

80 points

6 days ago

I'm proud of him for having the courage to ask a lady doctor for the facts. He's willing to learn and grow—and hopefully, Dr. Emily will also explain why it's wrong to refer to her as a "lady doctor".

OwnPercentage9088

82 points

6 days ago*

Bill Nye probably gets a lot of God damn poontang!

.... actually he wears a bow tie. Carry on.

Edit: I understand now how wrong I am. I've already ordered my bowtie off Amazon. I'm married though, so we'll have to work around that, ladies

bobvilastuff

39 points

6 days ago

I’d venture to guess that anybody into Bill Nye for being Bill Nye does not care about the bow tie.

strange_fellow

44 points

6 days ago

Pretty sure the Bow Tie makes it hotter for them.

Cicada061966

46 points

6 days ago

I once heard someone very wise say that bowties are cool.

Blights4days

32 points

6 days ago

I've heard a sage proclaim that fish sticks pair excellently with custard

apeslikeus

20 points

6 days ago

Were they wearing a fez?

Blights4days

13 points

6 days ago

Perhaps

xandercade

15 points

6 days ago

Then they were cool, Fezs are cool.

zarfle2

9 points

6 days ago

zarfle2

9 points

6 days ago

Aw fuck. This made me laugh. Have an upvote 😁

EasyPriority8724

4 points

6 days ago

Ah so you love fish sticks then!

Blights4days

7 points

6 days ago

Hate toast, though. And apples.

EasyPriority8724

6 points

6 days ago

But you love fish sticks don't ya.

Blights4days

7 points

6 days ago

Love 'em

Scary-Try994

11 points

6 days ago

TBF, he said the same thing about fezes.

leeharrison1984

87 points

6 days ago

He has to wear a bow tie in order to maintain a normal life. Without it he'd be overwhelmed by the tidal wave of women looking to have his science baby.

ketralnis

30 points

6 days ago

ketralnis

30 points

6 days ago

I’m a dude and I’d have his science baby

Rodemus_Enithian

23 points

6 days ago

The scientific field thanks you for your contribution

Thecryptsaresafe

11 points

6 days ago

He’s also pro-cloaca, get the most functionality out of a single system

TripleHomicide

9 points

6 days ago

Dear Doctor friend: can you explain how a woman's cloaca works?

p4rty_sl0th

42 points

6 days ago

Yeah she's not making a very good point

fogleaf

11 points

6 days ago

fogleaf

11 points

6 days ago

Really highlights how weak our sexual education is. The man shouldn’t have to learn where a woman’s urethra is from a sexual encounter

Nulono

35 points

6 days ago

Nulono

35 points

6 days ago

This post falls apart so spectacularly at the slightest examination that it's essentially meaningless.

  1. This is just some random guy; his ignorance says nothing about the knowledgeability of men in general or male legislators in particular.
  2. There are tons of stories online of women being shockingly ignorant about their own bodies.
  3. No one actually evaluates laws based on the demographics of the legislators who passed them. If an abortion ban were passed by female legislators and signed by a female governor, there's a 0% chance Dr. Porter would give it the thumbs-up.
  4. There are loads of policy issues that policymakers don't know the fine details of. Proponents of gun control are infamously ignorant on how guns work, for instance.
  5. Almost no one expects lawmakers to be experts in every field; that's why they have aides, and take input from their constituents.

clovermite

19 points

6 days ago

It goes further as well:

  1. Shaming men for being curious and seeking to be educated only encourages them to remain ignorant

  2. The very nature of becoming a PHD necessitates specialization and narrow focus in learning. She might have a valid point if he were a medical doctor, but Engineering doesn't even come close to the study of vaginas.

SophiaNSunshine

21 points

6 days ago

You dont have to see a naked woman to know that the urethra and the vagina are different holes

BKBroiler57

33 points

6 days ago

Look everyone, we found someone commenting on this who’s not an engineer

Potatoupe

19 points

6 days ago

Potatoupe

19 points

6 days ago

I follow a medical reddit and it has posted a case where a woman's urethra has been stretched and damaged because the husband was having penetrative sex through that hole. Neither couple seemed to know they were using the wrong hole. The woman just thought sex was supposed to be painful. I forgot if they had sex ed.

DeadPoster

14 points

6 days ago

Gonna have to engineer some pain reliever for that nutshot, Cotton.

Upside_Cat_Tower

5.9k points

6 days ago

I will say this though, he had a question and asked it to better himself, rather than assuming he knew.

elmonoenano

1.6k points

6 days ago

elmonoenano

1.6k points

6 days ago

I think that's a good point, but also shows how you can be highly educated and smart and not know this stuff, so we shouldn't assume legislators know what they're doing when they regulate health care in general and women's specifically.

Upside_Cat_Tower

368 points

6 days ago

I will absolutely agree with you. If a legislator truly cared more about others than there opinion though, they would seek information from experts rather than claiming they themselves know.

Independent-Use4354

133 points

6 days ago

What do you mean "seeing my wife naked everyday" is not good enough qualification for passing a bill? \s

ChewySlinky

38 points

6 days ago

I’ve seen several women naked, and while I knew that there were two holes, I just recently found out that the urethra is above the vaginal opening. I always thought it was below for some reason.

Cheri-baby

37 points

6 days ago

There are three holes! Lol! We have separate holes for Pee, Pleasure, and Poop!

CultNecromancer

44 points

6 days ago

The pleasure one also doubles as the pain one, since that's where period blood comes from (big oof).

NectarOfTheBussy

39 points

6 days ago

Which is why women can pee with a tampon in. We’ve come full circle

naardvark

125 points

6 days ago

naardvark

125 points

6 days ago

My wife has a PhD and she makes an L with her left hand to tell left and right.

[deleted]

44 points

6 days ago

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44 points

6 days ago

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MaxMin128

5 points

6 days ago

My wife giving me directions while I'm driving:
Wife: Turn left here
Me (starting to turn left)
Wife: No! Left!!
Me (stopping, sighing, ignoring honks): OK, which way you wanna go?
Wife (pausing, raising her left hand, then her right, pausing): Go right!

Gowalkyourdogmods

39 points

6 days ago

That's still way better than my cousin's spouse with a PhD who learned at like 40 that the direction of North isn't "up" in a real world setting.

AwfullyAmerican

9 points

6 days ago

Oh the joy this comment brought me. I make an L to figure out left from right, but knowing there’s a PhD out there somewhere doing it too has forever changed how I will view this. 😂

InfinitelyRepeating

6 points

6 days ago

100% me, and I have two masters degrees in fairly technical fields.

John12345678991

199 points

6 days ago

Why does him being highly educated matter? It’s not like they teach this stuff in engineering

Deris87

33 points

6 days ago

Deris87

33 points

6 days ago

That's exactly his point. Being highly educated in one area doesn't mean anything in an unrelated area.

Sithil83

132 points

6 days ago

Sithil83

132 points

6 days ago

Point is this should be taught in health class back in high school if not grade school. But no, that would be sexualized education and instead we need to have the 10 commandments in every classroom and ban all books mentioning anything sexual or racial.

zestydrink_b

47 points

6 days ago

Health class? Bruh this should be taught in freshman biology!

Kanosine

55 points

6 days ago

Kanosine

55 points

6 days ago

Nah bro, biology should be about cells. All about cells. Only cells. There nothing else to biology other than cells. Here cut open this rat, nah we're not going to try and tie this back to anything we've ever talked about. Remember, cells. Also let's soak an egg in coca-cola for a few days cuz that sounds cool. Something something modern food is evil. Okay now let's have a 2 day class discussion about the ethics of GMOs. No were not going to learn about GMOs first. Again, cells.

Source: my HS biology class

Outrageous_Fold7939

40 points

6 days ago

So fucking true. The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

throwaway96ab

13 points

6 days ago

What does that even mean? Do the mitochondria make electricity? Do they make chemicals?

FlakingEverything

22 points

6 days ago

They make ATP which is the molecule your cells use to power their functions.

In defense of high school biology, they do provide the very basic knowledge you need to start higher education and I think it's just neat to learn about how your body functions.

tooold4urcrap

22 points

6 days ago

It was taught at my high school or someone asked - but that was like 30 years ago and I’ve never had to deal with menstruation ever again. I’m gay so. I’d have no issues grabbing a friend pads or tampons though. And tbh, I don’t remember what the answer is and I can’t logic my way to a good solution myself.

I’d also never vote for somebody that was anti abortion though so I don’t feel too bad about not knowing. (I’ll look it up now.)

ChatGPT didn’t wanna tell me, btw.

PandaLiang

25 points

6 days ago

To be fair, how tampon works is not a topic guys would normally research or encounter. On the other hand, when legislators are making law, they should have done their due diligence to research on the subjects involved.

baaaahbpls

401 points

6 days ago

baaaahbpls

401 points

6 days ago

Imagine in good faith asking a genuine learning question and having someone lambast you for having the nerve to not know something they don't directly have to deal with.

People like the poster of the tweet make people not want to ask due to ridicule.

dagbrown

95 points

6 days ago

dagbrown

95 points

6 days ago

Guy at my last job crapped on me because I didn't "ask enough questions".

When I asked him a question, he said "Why are you asking such a stupid question? You should know that by now!"

I didn't last long there.

baaaahbpls

15 points

6 days ago

Kind of sucks and it really shows how many people are in positions of power that do not fit at all.

I had something similar when I was job hunting and got a window washing where they guy I was "shadowing" did not like when I had to ask questions on specialized equipment. The trainer let me go after the day because I asked basic how to questions.

texansfan

9 points

6 days ago

Fuuuuuuck people like that

Hushnw52

60 points

6 days ago

Hushnw52

60 points

6 days ago

I think you are misunderstanding the tweet.

She wasn’t mocking him for asking a question. She was saying how people who don’t know or understand women are making laws about them.

She literally called him a “friend”.

Milch_und_Paprika

10 points

6 days ago

Agreed with your interpretation. I would think (or hope) that she answered his question and then asked if she could post it as a quippy anecdote.

(Although I do think it’s funny that I, a gay man who has never seen any of that anatomy because I was delivered by caesarean, knows that this isn’t how they work)

Disastrous_Ad_1859

124 points

6 days ago

Yea, it's kind of a bit tone deaf that this (OP) is a post...

Chill0000

75 points

6 days ago

Chill0000

75 points

6 days ago

I thought that too. Dude asked about something he didn’t understand to a friend who is a medical professional

Why should he be made fun of for asking questions

Incirion

33 points

6 days ago

Incirion

33 points

6 days ago

A friend who then mocked him on social media. Not a very good friend. She’s just making herself look bad here.

Frag1le

1k points

6 days ago

Frag1le

1k points

6 days ago

The real question is, how do you poop with a tampon in?

Djafar79

365 points

6 days ago

Djafar79

365 points

6 days ago

How do YOU poop with a tampon in?

Yoshishammy

157 points

6 days ago

Yoshishammy

157 points

6 days ago

Personally the tampon is removed and then after I finish pooping and wiping I insert a new one. Just feels cleaner and refreshed plus pushing can accidentally push ur tampon further out😐

Frag1le

100 points

6 days ago

Frag1le

100 points

6 days ago

I only poop when the tampons in my nose need replacing, else I can't smell it.

Djafar79

40 points

6 days ago

Djafar79

40 points

6 days ago

LPT: put tampons in any poophole, doesn't have to be your own. Let them marinate for at least ten minutes. Remove tampons and insert into noseholes. Result; smell poop & poop poop.

Mr_Dr_Rocket_Surgeon

44 points

6 days ago

I hate you guys

No-Two79

23 points

6 days ago

No-Two79

23 points

6 days ago

Sometimes you get so crampy and constipated during that time of the month, and the damn tampon is useless and overwhelmed during the first/really heavy flow days, that everything just gets yeeted right out when you sit on the toilet. Oh, wait, you didn’t want an honest answer, did you?

jinside

6 points

6 days ago

jinside

6 points

6 days ago

Spot on. I appreciate a detailed and accurate answer.

Randadv_randnoun_69

21 points

6 days ago

Well as a guy... I just poop normally. The tampon gets pushed out in front of the poo, duh.

Djafar79

18 points

6 days ago

Djafar79

18 points

6 days ago

Are you saying women don't poop normal?

Mr_Dr_Rocket_Surgeon

23 points

6 days ago

I was informed by my friend, Buzz, that women are perfectly efficient creatures and have no need to poop.

mordinvan

7 points

6 days ago

Depends how many tampons they pack in there, now doesn't it?

linds360

26 points

6 days ago

linds360

26 points

6 days ago

If you’re honestly asking, I can’t answer for everyone but I take it out before doing my business.

Sometimes it means forfeiting a tampon before its time, but in my experience that’s the lesser of two evils because the other evil can be really fucking evil.

TotallyNotChris29

36 points

6 days ago

Trick question. Everyone knows that women don't poop

Pasteltigers

8 points

6 days ago

Either take it out before pooping and out in a new one after, or if I just put in a new tampon and don't want to waste it or experience the horribleness of pulling out a dry tampon, I hold a piece of toilet paper against the tampon so I don't accidentally push it out.

i-Ake

6 points

6 days ago

i-Ake

6 points

6 days ago

Just in case you want a real answer... You don't.

That's a take it out moment.

niccolina

7 points

6 days ago

Wait, I'm reading the replies to this--I thought we were all reaching down to hold the tampon string out of the way while we pooped? But everyone's saying they take it out 😭

Astraphilia

5 points

6 days ago

This is what I do! You are not alone lol

Chucktayz

889 points

6 days ago

Chucktayz

889 points

6 days ago

The pee is in the balls

DontBeSuchATurd

213 points

6 days ago

No. The cum is in the balls, stupid. The pee is in the scrotum.

ecatsuj

157 points

6 days ago

ecatsuj

157 points

6 days ago

so the cumballs just float around in the pee?

EmperorZwerg1995

95 points

6 days ago

Always have 🌎🤯🔫👨‍🚀

shinhit0

18 points

6 days ago

shinhit0

18 points

6 days ago

I hate this.

ToastoSando

11 points

6 days ago

We got two balls, one for pee and the other for cum, obviously.

MaestroPendejo

10 points

6 days ago

I knew there was a reason they felt so heavy and look like two grapefruits fighting in a leather bag.

Horskr

3 points

6 days ago*

Horskr

3 points

6 days ago*

I'm not a doctor, but according to my deep research in this comment section, you either need to pee or give birth my friend.

InflamedLiver

573 points

6 days ago

he's an engineer, should have just shown him a diagram.

Figgzyvan

361 points

6 days ago

Figgzyvan

361 points

6 days ago

Or a Flow Chart?

chasepna

44 points

6 days ago

chasepna

44 points

6 days ago

Noice!!

A-10Kalishnikov

44 points

6 days ago

As my embedded systems professor used to say “Read the data sheet, if you don’t understand it, read it again”

fellawhite

13 points

6 days ago

It takes about 6 reads for something really technical to just make sense for me.

1668553684

8 points

6 days ago

Technical things never make sense, but after enough reads you can gaslight yourself into believing that something works hard enough to trigger some sort of external placebo effect.

That's how I passed E&M.

Cross_22

17 points

6 days ago

Cross_22

17 points

6 days ago

She's an MD, the diagram would have been full of indecipherable scribbles.

Random_stardawg

11 points

6 days ago

A free body diagram

Beansupreme117

304 points

6 days ago

I mean tbh there are many post of women themselves not knowing that had a second hole down there

BonJovicus

75 points

6 days ago

Lol I was about to say the same thing. I’m a doctor and I’m never surprised at the type of questions people ask. If anything the people who THINK they know everything are worse than the people who aren’t embarrassed to ask openly.

nuclearbuttstuff

44 points

6 days ago

I’m a guy but I just learned about this last year. I’m 36.

Tintenlampe

107 points

6 days ago*

To be fair, your username suggests this isn't your primary area of interest anyway.

BernieTheDachshund

280 points

6 days ago

Women have a separate super teeny hole to pee from.

appealtoreason00

126 points

6 days ago

Where, like in their armpit or on their back or something?

yehcheersaye

45 points

6 days ago

It’s normally in their jewellery box somewhere

Space_JellyF

9 points

6 days ago

What if someone steals it? How do they pee then?

Milch_und_Paprika

10 points

6 days ago

That’s how they protect the jewelry box. Someone tries to steal it and bam pocket piss.

YancyFryJunior

97 points

6 days ago

So, I am a man. I understand how all of this works just fine… That being said, this subject came up recently when I had just finished being intimate with a 20 something year old woman. She was not aware that there was a separate tiny hole for the pee to come from. She proceeded to tell me I didn’t know what I was talking about and wouldn’t hear any more because she’s a woman and she knows how her own body works. 🤦🏼‍♂️

MaTOntes

20 points

6 days ago

MaTOntes

20 points

6 days ago

My wife is a midwife and she was looking after a woman during a particularly long labor. The woman needed to have a catheter inserted and voiced concern "but then how will the baby get out?" so my wife had to explain to the woman how her body worked.

Dependent_Ad_3014

25 points

6 days ago

Umm I think slept with a dude, man

MrOfficialCandy

7 points

6 days ago

What's amazing is the number of WOMEN who don't know this, and don't really think about it.

...which I sort of get because it's super fucking hard to see.

an0nym0ose

38 points

6 days ago

I did IT at my university while getting my degree and let me fucking tell you:

A PHD means an extreme depth of knowledge... regarding one subject - and very often, only a particular part of one subject.

You do need a baseline intellect to acquire a doctorate, but it's not as high as people think. The complete and utter lack of anything resembling forethought or retention that some of these guys and gals displayed regarding the most basic infosec and accounting principles really dropped the scales from my eyes.

The easiest phishing targets were PHDs. I had to clean malware off the laptop of the head of the finance department at my school multiple times, and he got super asshurt when I made recommendations regarding his browsing habits. He kept forgetting that anything wit ".exe" after it was likely malicious. I knew exactly what kind of porn this idiot liked by the end of my tenure at the help desk, simply because I kept finding "weirdfetish.mp4.exe" in his downloads folder.

Maybe only tangentially related to the main thrust of the post, but it's still good to understand. Person has a doctorate in physics? They're good at physics. You have their level of competence in everything else.

GhazzyEzzah

19 points

6 days ago

Spot on. The man has PhD in engineering, doesn't mean he will naturally know details of human biology

SonOfDadOfSam

338 points

6 days ago

To be fair, there are women who don't know this either. How, I don't know. Except maybe because it's traditionally been more taboo for women to explore their bodies.

MisforMisanthrope

130 points

6 days ago

It's because sex education is the US is an absolute joke, if it's even allowed to be taught at all in the state you're living in.

Blacklance8

13 points

6 days ago

I don't think it's much better anywhere else i remember having maybe 2 lessons on sex ed in the UK

Streetplosion

119 points

6 days ago

Doesn’t matter if he has a phd, he was just trying to become more knowledgeable

Olorin_in_the_West

64 points

6 days ago

He has a PhD not a Pee hD

TinyKittenConsulting

10 points

6 days ago

God damn it

sil0

11 points

6 days ago

sil0

11 points

6 days ago

Yeah, fuck him for trying to understand something he is ignorant about. Get your pitchforks and rocks, everyone. We got a stoning to do.

SincereChimichanga

5 points

6 days ago

You mean his engineering courses going through advanced calc didn't do measuring pressure of piss and the amount of work it would take if the woman were doing a tub girl?

S_H_K

78 points

6 days ago

S_H_K

78 points

6 days ago

I'll fuckin take the risk. And say what I know.
They pee from the urethra not from inside the vagina.
The tampon goes a little further inside the vagina so the urethra is not aligned with it since it's at the beginning so they aren't peeing the tampon. Also as afaik many change the tampon when they have to pee anyways.
It doesn't help that I know no woman around me that does use tampons all use pads.

Raigne86

73 points

6 days ago

Raigne86

73 points

6 days ago

Your point about changing it anyways when we have to pee is spot on. Surface tension means it flows down the string hanging out, and there's no way I'm tucking a wet string soaked in pee back into my panties. It's gross.

wanabeagirl

21 points

6 days ago

I was going to say, his question wasn't necessarily weird because the answer really is "we don't". It's not that we can't or anything, it's just that it would be awkward and then gross after.

er_flair

14 points

6 days ago

er_flair

14 points

6 days ago

Also as afaik many change the tampon when they have to pee anyways.

Yes, but it's not a good idea to change a tampon that's too dry so changing every time you pee isn't a good thing unless you have a really heavy period, as a dry tampon can cause microtears coming out & hurt. Women just hold the string out of the way so they can still use the good tampon.

mack_ani

17 points

6 days ago*

mack_ani

17 points

6 days ago*

The urethra is not at the opening of the vagina, it's much farther up the vulva, like cm away.

Yoshishammy

16 points

6 days ago

It actually can vary a lot depending on the women. Some women have it higher and some women can have their urethra very close or right at the opening of the vagina. Urethras can vary vastly in placement :)

Unclehol

97 points

6 days ago

Unclehol

97 points

6 days ago

2 of my ex girlfriends had no idea that the hole they pee out of was a different hole than the one where babies come out of until I told them.

The first one ran in to the bathroom with a mirror and came back out and said "omg you're right".

This is not just a man thing. This is a "I did not pay attention in biology/sex ed" thing.

knotjust

14 points

6 days ago

knotjust

14 points

6 days ago

Yeah, I didn't find out until last year that women can pee with a tampon in. I'm a 28yr old woman. I never use tampons.. and I definitely didn't pay attention in sex Ed.

Groddsmith

49 points

6 days ago

Isn't it a fair question tho? Someone can know all the technicalities without knowing the details.

Like, does pee ever get on the string or anything?

chammerson

15 points

6 days ago

Yeah I don’t think this implies he doesn’t know about the urethra. I never pee with a tampon in. It gets pee on it.

Aggravating_Pea7320

44 points

6 days ago

What an idiot, everyone knows women dont pee/poo.

urakake

30 points

6 days ago

urakake

30 points

6 days ago

One man doesn't know.

This is proof that all men don't know.

scarajones

14 points

6 days ago

People need to stop shaming others for not knowing stuff like this. This was very likely a genuine question, seeking knowledge, and was her opportunity to educate him - for which he would have probably been grateful. Instead her first thought is to try to humiliate him online for likes.

HotCheetoooooooooo

11 points

6 days ago

I know a girl who she actually had no idea that women pee from a different hole either until recently lol

Stealthbot21

11 points

6 days ago

I also wouldn't trust a guy with a PHD in engineering to design a website. Not without knowing if he has had experience with web design.

Anyone in any field could know about these kind of things. Its not guaranteed, but you definitely shouldn't assume they don't know shit about one thing just because they went to school for another. Don't let idiots like this create prejudice against others.

chromatic-tonality

28 points

6 days ago

Okay maybe so.... but this is bad logic.

What if it were reversed and some man was making the argument against women making decisions on 'X' issue because "I know this one woman and she's really ignorant about 'X'"

It's just another generalization and those don't really help anyone TBH.

tractorinballs

20 points

6 days ago*

Had someone stop mid beej to ask if she could get pregnant from swallowing. Not made up.

Iohet

24 points

6 days ago

Iohet

24 points

6 days ago

I agree, but, you know, Kay Ivey, Kristi Noem, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and Kim Reynolds all are women passing laws about what women can do with their bodies. This isn't a gendered issue. It's a political party issue.

W2ttsy

32 points

6 days ago

W2ttsy

32 points

6 days ago

I asked a woman with an MD how to write computer software and she didn’t even know what a compiler was.

Women shouldn’t be using technology if they can’t even write the software it requires

/s

Cateyesalad

5 points

6 days ago

Having a phd in engineering doesn’t really mean he observes, record and interpret woman peeing with tampon with a control set of another woman peeing with no tampon.

Joopsman

6 points

6 days ago

Joopsman

6 points

6 days ago

They DO NOT cover human female anatomy in any engineering class.

zombietampons

17 points

6 days ago*

Well to be honest like do you have to like hold the string to the side, so doesn’t get paint on it. Yes paint.

BadMouth_Barbie

10 points

6 days ago

Nah just tuck it in my asscrack 😌

chammerson

6 points

6 days ago

I don’t pee with a tampon in. I don’t get how this is a stupid question. No matter how much you try to hold the string out of the way it’s gonna get pee on it. I always change my tampon when I go to the bathroom.

Live_Raise_4478

18 points

6 days ago

This argument is stupidly flawed itself

morbicat

19 points

6 days ago

morbicat

19 points

6 days ago

There's a lot of women not qualified to make laws governing women.

Ekhimosis

4 points

6 days ago

I'm a 31 man. Just two weeks ago I learned the clitoris is not some small thing inside the vagina, but a whole sexual organ, and that its visible part is just a small portion of the whole thing. Now you tell me women have another orifice to pee? Any other surprises I need to be aware of?

I knew sex ed was crap in general, but man, now I feel like I know nothing.

ocotebeach

5 points

6 days ago

I remember a politician asking a doctor about swallowing a pill with a micro camera to watch the fetus or something like that. And She respectfully holding Her laughter explained to Him the stomach is not connected to the uterus.

StealthSpheesSheip

5 points

6 days ago

And this is why we need doctors that are not so stuck up and dunk on anyone with a seemingly obvious question. People wanna learn things. I bet this doctor knew all about her field before starting her schooling and didn't need any answers.

Nottakenorisiwtf

6 points

5 days ago

Ridiculing people for asking things they don't understand is a recipe for ignorant people.

natedawg757

36 points

6 days ago

So because a man whose field is completely unrelated to woman’s health asked a question about a women’s health and subsequently disqualified all men from being involved in the discussion around it. That sure makes sense and isn’t bigoted at all.