And my dick!

Had to fix a laptop. My first solution when I see it's full of crapware is just format it. I ask them to backup all the shit they have, I tell them I don't want to find things if you ask me to do your backups.

This person tells me don't have anything embarrassing so I do some looking around finding docs and pics; then I open the browser and it was hijacked by some shit that had one of those ads. Big breasts futanari on futanari. You won't last 20 seconds! says the ad. Ok I'll bite. After about 2 minutes of clicking through ads, popups and whatnot I landed on the supposed game but it was just a 5 seconds video on loop and if wanted to do anything I had to provide credit card details but worry not! It's just for age verification! Nothing would be charged!

Owner of the laptop was next to me and was curious too. A 10 year older than me woman. We are friends, she's married and all. And she's still curious about that thing and says she has a card from a not used account and asks me if we could try. She puts money on the account and here we go.

Again, 2 minutes of following shady links until we get this 10 seconds gameplay where you could "touch" with the cursor some of the futanari body, after a few seconds, popup asks for credit card details just to verify age!

I told her that she'd probably have to explain to the bank that whatever comes in the future to that account it's from some shady virus on her computer which she agrees to do.

Anyway, completed all the steps they took $5 from the account; success! This lead to another 2 minutes of link jumping, every link had its form of porn but only as short videos implying "you are close to the game!" Half hour from the start passed and we end up on another age verification page...

This is where I said let's abandon this shit, and I completed the laptop fixing in about 20 minutes thinking well I did last about half hour until I gave up lol.

I tried again on another laptop to fix with the same result: they ask for credit card data. Not only my friend lost the $5 but they wanted to charge 5 more every week as a subscription from some company doesn't exists.

Yeah he can just do it right there at work. Why wait?

“He’s always stuffing his face when master’s not looking!”

What are you doing, step-precious?

Barely wake up and this is what we have to see lmao

I read that 1st line like yoda lol

> yeah we saw it

"We eats it whole!"

A Ring Job?

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!

How do I delete someone else’s comment…

Give it to us raw and wriggling.

jesus harold christ

Soo uhhh.. yeah this exists

DECEPTION!

I just watched a review of it and saw this moment, it's "Give bread" in game

The font is real

What the fuck is this entire comment section.

Ketamine I crave

Favored font of Calibrimbor

They seriously used Calibri? I thought it is just a meme. This must be a new low for AAA games :D

EDIT: Checked some videos on YouTube and it is real... and worse than you think. The text has different size every time and is not even centered.

It's gobblin' time.

I watched the entire movie waiting for him to say it lol… my disappointment was immeasurable…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPaCXU4mwR8

You idiot. He says it at around 3/4 of the time of the movie? How you didn't continue watching what was certainly one of the movies of our generation is shocking to me

I heard they had to rebalance it after that playtester gave himself whiplash trying to go fast enough! I hope they can maintain the panic and desperation of the original segment without endangering the players.

Full release coming soon killed me.

Not bothering to choose a game text font other than Calibri is just another indicator of how amazing this game's art direction is.

Yeah, Daedelic Entertainment is a german studio known for their Point and Click Adventures. I wonder how they got contracted to make this game in the first place.

So the first game they tried is GOLLUM??? A massive fan base and if you fuck up say goodbye to that dream of branching out for another ~5 hears. What were they thinking. And 200 MILLION? Honestly...

A lot of the depravity is already being realized, the main problem is that under most circumstances you can't really get together enough funding and talent to piece together a good proper weird fetish game if it isn't almost entirely text-based.

You know, most of the time.

But why would they be given a deal for a major franchise with no experience?