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[deleted]

1k points

4 months ago

Toddler in the front seat too.

salohcin513

182 points

4 months ago

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that lol

VisibleAd3180

65 points

4 months ago

He drew that goatee on

MegaPegasusReindeer

12 points

4 months ago

And very large water based tattoo

slickdaRula2040

11 points

4 months ago

Lol I was thinking he need to be in a toddler seat

lotus_spit

21 points

4 months ago

I was also thinking the same way. Why would they allow to have a toddler in the front seat.

[deleted]

218 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

218 points

4 months ago

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MogMcKupo

33 points

4 months ago

You added a p, but yeah story checks out

ChrisHoek

417 points

4 months ago

ChrisHoek

417 points

4 months ago

I’ve never understood grown ass men showing off by drinking alcohol. I mean anyone who has lived to 21 can go out and buy it, why is it a flex to show that you can do what literally anyone else can do?

KCfaninLA

173 points

4 months ago

KCfaninLA

173 points

4 months ago

Because that's the only "skill" they can show off.

hyogodan

166 points

4 months ago

hyogodan

166 points

4 months ago

When you can’t do anything, everything you do is a fucking miracle.

ComprehensiveBread65

25 points

4 months ago

Lol I fuckin love this.

Electronic-Thanks-13

17 points

4 months ago

This is an amazing sentence! It works for those like this loser, or someone deeply depressed, or disabled.

Or collectively, a deeply depressed, disabled loser.

Christopher_LNM_

2 points

3 months ago

This legitimately made me laugh.

PicturesquePremortal

21 points

4 months ago

I feel exactly the same about alcohol and also guns. I'm all for using your 2nd ammendment right to bear arms and I have owned a couple hand guns, but some people make it their entire personality. And they take all these pictures posing with them like they're special somehow, it's exactly the same as me posing with the groceries I just bought.

B0ST0NSHAWN

4 points

4 months ago

I think they were saying the kid is generally safe because it wasn’t Bud Light.

STL_TRPN

6 points

4 months ago

And they're drinking Corona at that.

Catatonic27

4 points

4 months ago

Yeah if you're gonna flex at least...Try

foxjohnc87

2 points

4 months ago

It tastes and looks the same going in and coming out...whats not to love?

BearsRpeopl2

2 points

4 months ago

Well this cunt definitely hits on 13 year Olds so that's why

Scrambles420

2 points

4 months ago

I don’t think the dude in the front seat is 21

ccm20012000

395 points

4 months ago*

Poor child's seat belt is loose to, & not even tightened.

yy98755

59 points

4 months ago

yy98755

59 points

4 months ago

That’s why mum’s in the back seat for…

1970s technology for 1970s road rules

Jalen3501

8 points

4 months ago

I think that’s a older kid possibly a big sister so there’s two children in danger

LoquaciousHyperbole

66 points

4 months ago

Double down by looking at the phone instead of the road.

thugsapuggin

6 points

4 months ago

A beer in one hand, phone in the other, eyes on the camera...

FabulousQuestion

56 points

4 months ago

This needs to be brought to the attention of cps

YANDERE_DALEK

20 points

4 months ago

Indeed. We already have the evidence thanks to those morons filming it.

LoveSikDog

145 points

4 months ago

Oh yeah, these guys are extremely cool.. Fuckin totally tubular bro, yeah! Fuckin losers...

justheretoglide

45 points

4 months ago

these aren't surfer dudes these are what we call Chicos, aka, the bottom of the latino barrell, i have several in my family, ( im half black half latino) they have a decent arrest record, usually two kids from different women and have a history of restraining orders, but only against the women who are always small weak girls, and they live in a house with 4 to 5 other guys and two women and 3 kids, they have no food in the fridge but 10 oz of weed on a table in the open. and a wall with shelve full of empty beer bottle and tequila bottles. they only wear basketball jerseys and baseball jerseys with matching hats, but if its a special occasion they have a plain white t shirt to wear. I can remember two second cousins of mine showing up to a wedding in white short white sneakers and white t shorts and white ball caps, and were pissed when they werent allowed in. To them that was dressed up.

bonemacaroni

18 points

4 months ago

I don’t think anyone actually thought these were surfer dudes lmao

twill41385

59 points

4 months ago

I see these videos and realize Idiocracy was just a forward looking documentary.

Legosatan

8 points

4 months ago

Came here to comment "Idiocracy"...

OutComeTheWolves1966

3 points

4 months ago

It was so spot on, its scary.

Paintguin

44 points

4 months ago

Somebody take that kid away from them

Glitchy-9

13 points

4 months ago

Child isn’t even buckled in probably, not that I really expected them to be with these morons

bleh-bleh-guy

3 points

4 months ago

Also the beer too

anjowoq

23 points

4 months ago

anjowoq

23 points

4 months ago

Please tell me these fucks ended their driving and child care careers right after this.

SN9292

36 points

4 months ago

SN9292

36 points

4 months ago

The whole car looks like it stinks

justanotherptaq

25 points

4 months ago

Like Marlboros, axe body spray and bad life choices

SN9292

12 points

4 months ago

SN9292

12 points

4 months ago

Combined with stank breath and BO

0nePunchMan-

13 points

4 months ago

This is worth identifying and forwarding to CPS

buckao

5 points

4 months ago

buckao

5 points

4 months ago

If it's Florida, there's a good chance these chuckleheads ARE the local CPS

MadiBoops

10 points

4 months ago

Please tell me these dorks have been arrested

hackingmule

26 points

4 months ago

I remember this being a regular thing as an 80s child. Parents or relatives having a drink coming to or from a gathering and I don’t think I was ever buckled in. It’s crazy more of us didn’t die.

Single_Box4465

41 points

4 months ago

I think that's why it is illegal now. The dying - that's why it is illegal.

Rocket_Emojis

7 points

4 months ago

Everything about this guy reeks or trash

KetchupArmyNoodle

5 points

4 months ago

At least he recorded it. It's just a matter of time now before the law catches up. Hope the kid makes it until then.

izzywizzy22

5 points

4 months ago

Sad to think many children have their life’s in peoples hands like this.

RebuiltGearbox

5 points

4 months ago

When I was a little kid in the late 70's, my father used to drive around with me while he was dinking all the time. He actually had a special drunk-driving car, an old '63 Ford Falcon that the floorboards were rusted out so you see the road going by as you were driving along in a car with no seatbelts. I'm glad I survived riding around with my father.

SecondConsistent4361

6 points

4 months ago

This is disgusting. How can two grown men sit there drinking beers in the car when there are 2 children in the back and not even offer them a sip. Get those kids a couple cold ones for the love of god!

Future-Win4034

4 points

4 months ago

So easy for someone to identify them. We’re they ever contacted by law enforcement?

Kimmm711

16 points

4 months ago

One must have a license to drive a car, but not to become a parent or caretaker...

Hollowpoint38

9 points

4 months ago

As a society we decided long ago that things like having children and getting married are human rights. People who advocate for rolling back human rights and requiring permission are usually not people who fully think through how policy is made.

ClippyMonstaR

10 points

4 months ago

I totally understand what you're saying, we also do more to check into where shelter pets are going than we do to find out who's becoming parents.

But do we really want the " The Department of National Reproduction'"( DNR)...or "The National Breeding Committee"(NBC) to decide these things.... I'm sure only the best people would make up that " Institution"

Again I completely and wholeheartedly understand what you're saying and I feel the same way but the alternative is worse IMO.

Edit: punctuation

Kimmm711

9 points

4 months ago

I mean, considering the direction the US is taking with regard to a woman's right to choose, isn't all that's really missing is an official department title..?

Anonymous_Macaw

10 points

4 months ago*

I feel bad for the kid because it’s more than likely he’s neglected in the household

[deleted]

-6 points

4 months ago

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DeadSol

2 points

4 months ago

They're making an inference based on behavior patterns, which are, ya know, called "patterns" for a reason.

Anonymous_Macaw

3 points

4 months ago

Alcohol+POS= probably neglected. Abused isn’t the right word fair enough

Yeahhi518

6 points

4 months ago

Rejects on an ego trip

TopMachinist

9 points

4 months ago

I bet they drink wine out of each other's asses.

Falling_Rock3

3 points

4 months ago

This makes my blood boil with outrage.

itsallaboutfantasy

3 points

4 months ago

I hope that the authorities have seen this video, that poor baby needs to be taken away asap.

CowOtherwise6630

10 points

4 months ago

This gotta be Florida

OutComeTheWolves1966

2 points

4 months ago

DeSantis probably gave them a like and shared it

DeadSol

-3 points

4 months ago

DeadSol

-3 points

4 months ago

"Bee doop be doo ba doop baaa!!!"

"Just Florida things!"

redditsucks42332

2 points

4 months ago*

All for fame and clout. How sad can you be.

monzo705

2 points

4 months ago

As soon as I seen the hat turned to the side. I knew.

redditrnumber1

2 points

4 months ago

Wow it's like they want to get caught by cops

Dirtyeippih

2 points

4 months ago

Cool. 2 children and a toddler

Simple_somewhere515

2 points

4 months ago

What is the point of this video even? So many people are addicted to attention now.

drshawn001

2 points

4 months ago

Wow. So this is what Real Men look like.

Forward-Top-88

2 points

4 months ago

Every day I see more and more stupid people. When will it end, flabbergasted at the mentality of some.

LokiNightmare

2 points

4 months ago

And they completely look like the kinda guys that would do that.

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

What do you call that breed? There’s a name for dirt bags like him. My hometown is full of them. They look exactly like this.

Schfifty561

2 points

4 months ago

I like how he zooms in on the toddler like having him in the car makes it more badass

Outrageous_Fold7939

2 points

4 months ago

The kids looking at him like " I hope he's right when he's yelling at mom that I'm not his"

Electronic-Thanks-13

2 points

4 months ago

The passenger has gray hair in his goatee- he ain’t young!

amatsuastray

2 points

4 months ago

Ah yes, nothing like filming a crime. Cant get upset when the cops see this. Dw kid CPS is on the way

WillowSwarm

2 points

4 months ago

They're just making the case for the police at this point.

big-thunk

2 points

4 months ago*

I miss having Snapchat lmao, I bet you he replied to whoever screenrecorded and said “Why you ss????”

FranklinCheese[S]

7 points

4 months ago

I’m the one who screen captured this lol, he hasn’t said anything yet. I’m too busy trying to get him prosecuted first.

STL_TRPN

2 points

4 months ago

I'd really like for an officer high up on the food chain to arrest him for child endangerment.

He can record that!

kingmea

2 points

4 months ago

As long as you drink at stop lights and signs you’re safe from drunk driving. /s

GrapeJuice2227

2 points

4 months ago

The toddler is the most mature person in that car

BiscottiOpposite9282

2 points

4 months ago

There's another kid behind the driver

djarnexus

1 points

4 months ago

Those are Florida level tattoos... yikes.

T3L3Frogg3r

1 points

4 months ago

They might’ve been sipping on the alcohol to pretend they are drinking and driving to rile people up. We don’t see him drink the whole thing or any amount rendering him unable to drive. But what we do see is having illegally open alcohol and that he needs to learn how to wear a hat.

Terryberry69

1 points

4 months ago

They look exactly like who I would think of would be D&D with kids in the car

Seffuski

1 points

4 months ago

At least they're wearing seatbelts, now that's pretty rare

Heyhaveyougotaminute

1 points

4 months ago

Those are light baby beers, juice to Canadians and Europeans.

It is what it is I suppose, looks like a used up douche sipping a mediocre beer in his girlfriends car

[deleted]

0 points

4 months ago

The scary thing is, it’s not their kid

lessthaninteresting

1 points

4 months ago

Oh wow, Uber got into daycare?

PrettyCat6039

0 points

4 months ago

Divorce in 3, 2, 1 …

NexiNext

-1 points

4 months ago

Btw. Some states and counties you can drink and drive. You can’t go past the legal limits. Yes this is also in America. You can drink and drive in some places.

Hollowpoint38

5 points

4 months ago

Which states don't have open container laws?

DarksideMob

0 points

4 months ago

This guy has a beautiful buzz

yutsokutwo

0 points

4 months ago

Save videos instead of recording your screens l, why are people dumb with this

[deleted]

0 points

4 months ago

This is what trash lowlife with a credit score of 300 looks like

redd1618

0 points

4 months ago

Don't worry, it's a Hogward's Corona Butterbeer ....

Sufficient_Pain_7873

0 points

4 months ago

Atleast their wearing their seatbelts

Professional-Key-266

0 points

4 months ago

who are the toddlers here?

Sabberndersteve05

-11 points

4 months ago

That isn’t even illegal in Germany. If you stay under the legal limit they can’t do anything.

kpatsart

6 points

4 months ago

Right but a responsible and not insane german persons would probably not drink while driving with their toddler in the back.

Sabberndersteve05

3 points

4 months ago

Yeah you’re right. I was just listing facts

Sweetiebomb_Gmz

0 points

4 months ago

But did anyone ask tho? Why even bring it up?

Sabberndersteve05

2 points

4 months ago

Why do people post anything I didn’t ask. What’s that logic bro?

horsepuncher

-3 points

4 months ago*

God they look stupid, how do guys like this get women pregnant? Like as a woman whats wrong with you? What about this doofus made you say ok?

Odd_Magician3053

-9 points

4 months ago

Ummm, my parents have done this with me my entire life. I’m 40 and they still drink and drive with me in the car.

ComprehensiveBread65

3 points

4 months ago

In the baby seat still?

Spring-Fabulous

-20 points

4 months ago

Straight gangsta

redditsucks42332

1 points

4 months ago

Straight pranksta! 🤡

QueenOfSplitEnds

-5 points

4 months ago

Women, choose your baby daddy(ies) wisely.

NexiNext

1 points

4 months ago

The passenger is not a teen?

deadagain65

1 points

4 months ago

I never actually saw him drive

Natural-Alarm229

1 points

4 months ago

Great way to lose custody or get a divorce, might as well film and publicly post it for posterity

rayguncat

1 points

4 months ago

Wait... do you guys not drink and drive with a toddler? I know its hard to keep up with the little bastard but you have to at least try.

SgtMajVines

1 points

4 months ago

This reminds me of that commercial where various people talk about how they are a professional drunk driver

anjowoq

1 points

4 months ago

A couple a uber-deesh.

SeawardFriend

1 points

4 months ago

What do they think they’re cool? Why would you post this?

Shilo788

1 points

4 months ago

POS that is all they are.

timetotryagain29

1 points

4 months ago

I hope to God someone sends this to dcs

Toska_gaming

1 points

4 months ago

Hes already got his kids future tatted on his chest.

jayareyouwing

1 points

4 months ago

Father of the year

PerthDelft

1 points

4 months ago

As a dad, the real torture of this is seeing the kid copying the adult and drinking as well

XxMarvin1H2a3p4p5yxX

1 points

4 months ago

I will never understand why people thinks it’s okay to drink and drive at the same time, knowing that there is going to be consequences in the future if they commit such actions like that

ZombieDad15

1 points

4 months ago

Why are my kids being taken away!?!?

Lisarth

1 points

4 months ago

Driver looks like a toddler himself ngl

EvulRabbit

1 points

4 months ago

Is there an update with an arrest or anything?!

Single_Leek7786

1 points

4 months ago

It’s sad when the most intelligent person around can’t even wipe their own ass.

radon9999999

1 points

4 months ago

And recording lmfao wtf is this even just why

Kimchi_Cowboy

1 points

4 months ago

These were the guys in high school picking on littler guys because they are so tough... but never picked on anyone their own size.

istalkminds

1 points

4 months ago

Hate. So much hate.

ultraplusstretch

1 points

4 months ago

Literal human garbage.

TheTrueGayCheeseCake

1 points

4 months ago

Drinking, driving AND on your phone with a baby in the back seat.

Zentraedi823

1 points

4 months ago

Both of those dickheads look like J-Roc from the trailer park boys

chochinator

1 points

4 months ago

This is texas 20 years ago what you talking about

JDurr001

1 points

4 months ago

Babies drunk too

On_Wife_support

1 points

4 months ago

I just know they’re from Florida

Empty_Vegetable_80

1 points

4 months ago

Some people just shouldn’t have kids!!! Incredible how ignorant!!

thedankstranger

1 points

4 months ago

Horrible parents…the little homie needs a beer bottle too!