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1k points
4 months ago
Toddler in the front seat too.
182 points
4 months ago
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that lol
65 points
4 months ago
He drew that goatee on
12 points
4 months ago
And very large water based tattoo
11 points
4 months ago
Lol I was thinking he need to be in a toddler seat
21 points
4 months ago
I was also thinking the same way. Why would they allow to have a toddler in the front seat.
218 points
4 months ago
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417 points
4 months ago
I’ve never understood grown ass men showing off by drinking alcohol. I mean anyone who has lived to 21 can go out and buy it, why is it a flex to show that you can do what literally anyone else can do?
173 points
4 months ago
Because that's the only "skill" they can show off.
166 points
4 months ago
When you can’t do anything, everything you do is a fucking miracle.
25 points
4 months ago
Lol I fuckin love this.
17 points
4 months ago
This is an amazing sentence! It works for those like this loser, or someone deeply depressed, or disabled.
Or collectively, a deeply depressed, disabled loser.
21 points
4 months ago
I feel exactly the same about alcohol and also guns. I'm all for using your 2nd ammendment right to bear arms and I have owned a couple hand guns, but some people make it their entire personality. And they take all these pictures posing with them like they're special somehow, it's exactly the same as me posing with the groceries I just bought.
4 points
4 months ago
I think they were saying the kid is generally safe because it wasn’t Bud Light.
6 points
4 months ago
And they're drinking Corona at that.
4 points
4 months ago
Yeah if you're gonna flex at least...Try
2 points
4 months ago
It tastes and looks the same going in and coming out...whats not to love?
2 points
4 months ago
Well this cunt definitely hits on 13 year Olds so that's why
2 points
4 months ago
I don’t think the dude in the front seat is 21
395 points
4 months ago*
Poor child's seat belt is loose to, & not even tightened.
59 points
4 months ago
That’s why mum’s in the back seat for…
1970s technology for 1970s road rules
8 points
4 months ago
I think that’s a older kid possibly a big sister so there’s two children in danger
66 points
4 months ago
Double down by looking at the phone instead of the road.
6 points
4 months ago
A beer in one hand, phone in the other, eyes on the camera...
56 points
4 months ago
This needs to be brought to the attention of cps
20 points
4 months ago
Indeed. We already have the evidence thanks to those morons filming it.
145 points
4 months ago
Oh yeah, these guys are extremely cool.. Fuckin totally tubular bro, yeah! Fuckin losers...
45 points
4 months ago
these aren't surfer dudes these are what we call Chicos, aka, the bottom of the latino barrell, i have several in my family, ( im half black half latino) they have a decent arrest record, usually two kids from different women and have a history of restraining orders, but only against the women who are always small weak girls, and they live in a house with 4 to 5 other guys and two women and 3 kids, they have no food in the fridge but 10 oz of weed on a table in the open. and a wall with shelve full of empty beer bottle and tequila bottles. they only wear basketball jerseys and baseball jerseys with matching hats, but if its a special occasion they have a plain white t shirt to wear. I can remember two second cousins of mine showing up to a wedding in white short white sneakers and white t shorts and white ball caps, and were pissed when they werent allowed in. To them that was dressed up.
18 points
4 months ago
I don’t think anyone actually thought these were surfer dudes lmao
59 points
4 months ago
I see these videos and realize Idiocracy was just a forward looking documentary.
8 points
4 months ago
Came here to comment "Idiocracy"...
3 points
4 months ago
It was so spot on, its scary.
44 points
4 months ago
Somebody take that kid away from them
13 points
4 months ago
Child isn’t even buckled in probably, not that I really expected them to be with these morons
23 points
4 months ago
Please tell me these fucks ended their driving and child care careers right after this.
36 points
4 months ago
The whole car looks like it stinks
25 points
4 months ago
Like Marlboros, axe body spray and bad life choices
13 points
4 months ago
This is worth identifying and forwarding to CPS
5 points
4 months ago
If it's Florida, there's a good chance these chuckleheads ARE the local CPS
10 points
4 months ago
Please tell me these dorks have been arrested
26 points
4 months ago
I remember this being a regular thing as an 80s child. Parents or relatives having a drink coming to or from a gathering and I don’t think I was ever buckled in. It’s crazy more of us didn’t die.
41 points
4 months ago
I think that's why it is illegal now. The dying - that's why it is illegal.
7 points
4 months ago
Everything about this guy reeks or trash
5 points
4 months ago
At least he recorded it. It's just a matter of time now before the law catches up. Hope the kid makes it until then.
5 points
4 months ago
Sad to think many children have their life’s in peoples hands like this.
5 points
4 months ago
When I was a little kid in the late 70's, my father used to drive around with me while he was dinking all the time. He actually had a special drunk-driving car, an old '63 Ford Falcon that the floorboards were rusted out so you see the road going by as you were driving along in a car with no seatbelts. I'm glad I survived riding around with my father.
6 points
4 months ago
This is disgusting. How can two grown men sit there drinking beers in the car when there are 2 children in the back and not even offer them a sip. Get those kids a couple cold ones for the love of god!
4 points
4 months ago
So easy for someone to identify them. We’re they ever contacted by law enforcement?
16 points
4 months ago
One must have a license to drive a car, but not to become a parent or caretaker...
9 points
4 months ago
As a society we decided long ago that things like having children and getting married are human rights. People who advocate for rolling back human rights and requiring permission are usually not people who fully think through how policy is made.
10 points
4 months ago
I totally understand what you're saying, we also do more to check into where shelter pets are going than we do to find out who's becoming parents.
But do we really want the " The Department of National Reproduction'"( DNR)...or "The National Breeding Committee"(NBC) to decide these things.... I'm sure only the best people would make up that " Institution"
Again I completely and wholeheartedly understand what you're saying and I feel the same way but the alternative is worse IMO.
Edit: punctuation
9 points
4 months ago
I mean, considering the direction the US is taking with regard to a woman's right to choose, isn't all that's really missing is an official department title..?
10 points
4 months ago*
I feel bad for the kid because it’s more than likely he’s neglected in the household
-6 points
4 months ago
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2 points
4 months ago
They're making an inference based on behavior patterns, which are, ya know, called "patterns" for a reason.
3 points
4 months ago
Alcohol+POS= probably neglected. Abused isn’t the right word fair enough
6 points
4 months ago
Rejects on an ego trip
3 points
4 months ago
This makes my blood boil with outrage.
3 points
4 months ago
I hope that the authorities have seen this video, that poor baby needs to be taken away asap.
10 points
4 months ago
This gotta be Florida
2 points
4 months ago
DeSantis probably gave them a like and shared it
-3 points
4 months ago
"Bee doop be doo ba doop baaa!!!"
"Just Florida things!"
2 points
4 months ago*
All for fame and clout. How sad can you be.
2 points
4 months ago
As soon as I seen the hat turned to the side. I knew.
2 points
4 months ago
Wow it's like they want to get caught by cops
2 points
4 months ago
Cool. 2 children and a toddler
2 points
4 months ago
What is the point of this video even? So many people are addicted to attention now.
2 points
4 months ago
Wow. So this is what Real Men look like.
2 points
4 months ago
Every day I see more and more stupid people. When will it end, flabbergasted at the mentality of some.
2 points
4 months ago
And they completely look like the kinda guys that would do that.
2 points
4 months ago
What do you call that breed? There’s a name for dirt bags like him. My hometown is full of them. They look exactly like this.
2 points
4 months ago
I like how he zooms in on the toddler like having him in the car makes it more badass
2 points
4 months ago
The kids looking at him like " I hope he's right when he's yelling at mom that I'm not his"
2 points
4 months ago
The passenger has gray hair in his goatee- he ain’t young!
2 points
4 months ago
Ah yes, nothing like filming a crime. Cant get upset when the cops see this. Dw kid CPS is on the way
2 points
4 months ago
They're just making the case for the police at this point.
2 points
4 months ago*
I miss having Snapchat lmao, I bet you he replied to whoever screenrecorded and said “Why you ss????”
7 points
4 months ago
I’m the one who screen captured this lol, he hasn’t said anything yet. I’m too busy trying to get him prosecuted first.
2 points
4 months ago
I'd really like for an officer high up on the food chain to arrest him for child endangerment.
He can record that!
2 points
4 months ago
As long as you drink at stop lights and signs you’re safe from drunk driving. /s
2 points
4 months ago
The toddler is the most mature person in that car
2 points
4 months ago
There's another kid behind the driver
1 points
4 months ago
Those are Florida level tattoos... yikes.
1 points
4 months ago
They might’ve been sipping on the alcohol to pretend they are drinking and driving to rile people up. We don’t see him drink the whole thing or any amount rendering him unable to drive. But what we do see is having illegally open alcohol and that he needs to learn how to wear a hat.
1 points
4 months ago
They look exactly like who I would think of would be D&D with kids in the car
1 points
4 months ago
At least they're wearing seatbelts, now that's pretty rare
1 points
4 months ago
Those are light baby beers, juice to Canadians and Europeans.
It is what it is I suppose, looks like a used up douche sipping a mediocre beer in his girlfriends car
0 points
4 months ago
The scary thing is, it’s not their kid
1 points
4 months ago
Oh wow, Uber got into daycare?
0 points
4 months ago
Divorce in 3, 2, 1 …
-1 points
4 months ago
Btw. Some states and counties you can drink and drive. You can’t go past the legal limits. Yes this is also in America. You can drink and drive in some places.
0 points
4 months ago
This guy has a beautiful buzz
0 points
4 months ago
Save videos instead of recording your screens l, why are people dumb with this
0 points
4 months ago
This is what trash lowlife with a credit score of 300 looks like
0 points
4 months ago
Don't worry, it's a Hogward's Corona Butterbeer ....
0 points
4 months ago
Atleast their wearing their seatbelts
0 points
4 months ago
who are the toddlers here?
-11 points
4 months ago
That isn’t even illegal in Germany. If you stay under the legal limit they can’t do anything.
6 points
4 months ago
Right but a responsible and not insane german persons would probably not drink while driving with their toddler in the back.
3 points
4 months ago
Yeah you’re right. I was just listing facts
0 points
4 months ago
But did anyone ask tho? Why even bring it up?
2 points
4 months ago
Why do people post anything I didn’t ask. What’s that logic bro?
-3 points
4 months ago*
God they look stupid, how do guys like this get women pregnant? Like as a woman whats wrong with you? What about this doofus made you say ok?
-9 points
4 months ago
Ummm, my parents have done this with me my entire life. I’m 40 and they still drink and drive with me in the car.
3 points
4 months ago
In the baby seat still?
-20 points
4 months ago
Straight gangsta
1 points
4 months ago
Straight pranksta! 🤡
-5 points
4 months ago
Women, choose your baby daddy(ies) wisely.
1 points
4 months ago
The passenger is not a teen?
1 points
4 months ago
I never actually saw him drive
1 points
4 months ago
Great way to lose custody or get a divorce, might as well film and publicly post it for posterity
1 points
4 months ago
Wait... do you guys not drink and drive with a toddler? I know its hard to keep up with the little bastard but you have to at least try.
1 points
4 months ago
This reminds me of that commercial where various people talk about how they are a professional drunk driver
1 points
4 months ago
A couple a uber-deesh.
1 points
4 months ago
What do they think they’re cool? Why would you post this?
1 points
4 months ago
POS that is all they are.
1 points
4 months ago
I hope to God someone sends this to dcs
1 points
4 months ago
Hes already got his kids future tatted on his chest.
1 points
4 months ago
Father of the year
1 points
4 months ago
As a dad, the real torture of this is seeing the kid copying the adult and drinking as well
1 points
4 months ago
I will never understand why people thinks it’s okay to drink and drive at the same time, knowing that there is going to be consequences in the future if they commit such actions like that
1 points
4 months ago
Why are my kids being taken away!?!?
1 points
4 months ago
Driver looks like a toddler himself ngl
1 points
4 months ago
Is there an update with an arrest or anything?!
1 points
4 months ago
It’s sad when the most intelligent person around can’t even wipe their own ass.
1 points
4 months ago
And recording lmfao wtf is this even just why
1 points
4 months ago
These were the guys in high school picking on littler guys because they are so tough... but never picked on anyone their own size.
1 points
4 months ago
Hate. So much hate.
1 points
4 months ago
Literal human garbage.
1 points
4 months ago
Drinking, driving AND on your phone with a baby in the back seat.
1 points
4 months ago
Both of those dickheads look like J-Roc from the trailer park boys
1 points
4 months ago
This is texas 20 years ago what you talking about
1 points
4 months ago
Babies drunk too
1 points
4 months ago
I just know they’re from Florida
1 points
4 months ago
Some people just shouldn’t have kids!!! Incredible how ignorant!!
1 points
4 months ago
Horrible parents…the little homie needs a beer bottle too!
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