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ClassicSubstance5090

3.4k points

10 days ago

Richard

tact1cal_turtle

491 points

10 days ago

This is the only one

Zarueaouan

323 points

10 days ago

Zarueaouan

323 points

10 days ago

Willy

Dreaming_Kitsune

90 points

10 days ago

I'll never smoke weed with willy again

CriticalDeRolo

14 points

9 days ago

If your Willy is smoking, you should probably see a doctor

Beez1111

8 points

9 days ago

Beez1111

8 points

9 days ago

Name him Richard Face

SnakeBeardTheGreat

5 points

9 days ago

Or slow down and use some lube.

400HPMustang

2 points

9 days ago

The party’s all over before it began…

Bos_lost_ton

43 points

10 days ago

TianShan16

16 points

10 days ago

I laughed hard at this one

KRIEG709

2 points

10 days ago

Same here

DieHardPanda

95 points

10 days ago

W1lson56

36 points

10 days ago

W1lson56

36 points

10 days ago

.. He has a wife, you know

SovietSpy17

30 points

10 days ago

She’s called… Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.

Ok_Check_6407

11 points

10 days ago

That scene is one of my favorites ever

leviathab13186

19 points

10 days ago

The best part is those guys were really trying not to laugh. They were told they wouldn't be paid if they laugh so they tried really hard to hold it in. I'm assuming they were paid of course lol

Commercial-Health-19

6 points

10 days ago

Just wait till Biggus Dickus hears about this!

AccidentCheap7482

92 points

10 days ago

Maybe a little too......on the nose?

sh1t-p0st

9 points

10 days ago

Wow, good one, very original.

Sttocs

3 points

10 days ago

Sttocs

3 points

10 days ago

What’re you looking at, dick nose?

EnormeProcrastinator

2 points

9 days ago

Oh shit!! Now I get where Richard is coming from lmao. Thanks for pointing that out ! Haha

Sillyviking

78 points

10 days ago

Richard the Dickfaced

MooMooMatthew222

152 points

10 days ago

Richard Dixon

-Imprivata-

35 points

10 days ago

Richard Dixon Phase

TheGreatGameDini

5 points

10 days ago

Yeah but you totally missed Richard Nixon who was an actual dick.

Dacon3333

2 points

9 days ago

Old tricky Dick

28secondslater

11 points

10 days ago

Richard Fitzwell

ngwatso

8 points

9 days ago

ngwatso

8 points

9 days ago

Richard Cranium

2600og

4 points

9 days ago

2600og

4 points

9 days ago

Richard Ballsworth the 2nd.

Ambitious-Ad9355

7 points

10 days ago

Richard noggin

logibear10

3 points

10 days ago

Ahh, one of the lesser known british kings, i see?

Tola76

2 points

10 days ago

Tola76

2 points

10 days ago

Lol.

Connguy

2 points

9 days ago

Connguy

2 points

9 days ago

smaccer

19 points

10 days ago

smaccer

19 points

10 days ago

Penicato.

Original-Advert

2 points

10 days ago

Damn it I was too late

RepresentativeOk3233

2 points

10 days ago

Beat me to it...

Ok_Marionberry141

2 points

10 days ago

This is it. This is the way

GiveMeYourMoney17420

1 points

10 days ago

I immediately knew this would be the top response

kirilltheoneandonly

1.2k points

10 days ago

The only time you can actually call someone Dickface.

TheShnard

965 points

10 days ago

TheShnard

965 points

10 days ago

A bit too "on the nose" I think.

zhazzthesniper

74 points

10 days ago*

This might be the greatest comment I’ve ever read. Hold on, I’ll be right back with an award.

Madoodle

16 points

10 days ago

Madoodle

16 points

10 days ago

You win the internet for the day.

ashleyrae83

8 points

10 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

alex32593

1 points

9 days ago

Nah! Just the shaft

Mundane-Remote-2865

27 points

10 days ago

Dickface was my first thought.

lxkandel06

9 points

10 days ago

I thought of Dicknose

windchaser__

3 points

10 days ago

I came here expecting a thousand other people to have the same thought. Thank you for not disappointing

scarlett_bear

533 points

10 days ago

Johnson

BobDerBongmeister420

147 points

10 days ago

Long Johnson

TheDudette840

61 points

10 days ago

I had a friend named Frank Johnson. He would introduce himself as "Frank Johnson, straightforward dick".

Or sometimes as Jelly, cause he was a professional clown lol

deadly_toxin

18 points

10 days ago

I know a guy whose full name was 'Harold Peter Dyck'

He got really mad when people called him Harry.

iamjaidan

52 points

10 days ago

Ohlong Johnson

DowntBoitDafagnPanes

11 points

10 days ago

Oh dumb piano

Rielhawk

7 points

10 days ago

It's Don Piano.

... Meow.

DowntBoitDafagnPanes

2 points

9 days ago

My apologies, I knew nothing of the Don Piano, until now.

shegedep

4 points

9 days ago

shegedep

4 points

9 days ago

Why I eyes ya

Gringar36

5 points

10 days ago

Johnson D Phallius

chimera_zen

263 points

10 days ago

It's clearly "Dick James, Bitch"

SuggestedUserShame

21 points

10 days ago

Super Freaky

The-Sneaky-Snowman

6 points

9 days ago

Nice place bitch

ukpunjabivixen

1 points

9 days ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

YesOfcDefoIn

115 points

10 days ago

Dickins, Charles Dickins.

YeetMemez

3 points

9 days ago

Richard Dickins.

Positive_Cloud5047

6 points

10 days ago

I was thinking abt that 2

Technical-Air9087

373 points

10 days ago

Biggus Dickus

Jusan1

134 points

10 days ago

Jusan1

134 points

10 days ago

What’s so funny about the name biggus dickus? I have a very great friend in rome called biggus dickus.

SignificantTie7031

64 points

10 days ago

He also has a wife..........

RiskyDanFish

62 points

10 days ago

Incontinentia... Incontinentia buttocks.

Duskfang762

7 points

9 days ago

Shut up! Why are you laughing! To the pits with you!

malignantmuffin

7 points

9 days ago

I want to see him fighting wabbid beasts within the week

Heisenburrito

-6 points

10 days ago

Heisenburrito

-6 points

10 days ago

Hugus Cuntuss

MemesAboutEverything

12 points

10 days ago

He has a wife, you know

ScabusaurusRex

12 points

10 days ago

Do you know what they call her?

DBorger123

10 points

10 days ago

smallus vaginus

ScabusaurusRex

13 points

10 days ago

No, I believe it was... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.

GRIM106

1 points

10 days ago

GRIM106

1 points

10 days ago

Tightus*

After she married him I heard she changed her name Loosius

Dog-Semen-Enjoyer

8 points

10 days ago

How many people forgot this was a Monty Python reference

MikeN1978

3 points

10 days ago

Oddly enough I watched this fit the first time 3 days ago after randomly coming across it on Netflix I believe.

Ok_Check_6407

2 points

10 days ago

Not me

Rollotommasi5

13 points

10 days ago

I have a werrry good friend in woooome

Sionnachan

4 points

10 days ago

This is the one!

MasterTheDreamer

221 points

10 days ago

Willy

Cool_Manufacturer335

29 points

10 days ago

Wonka

defender128

4 points

10 days ago

Walter white?

PyroWasUsed

5 points

9 days ago

Jessi Pinkman?

Ordinary_Day6135

141 points

10 days ago

Hardon

EUNEisAmeme

27 points

10 days ago

Ligma

incorrectcharlie

10 points

10 days ago

What's ligma

incorrectcharlie

14 points

10 days ago

OH GOD OH NO OF FUCK

Anarcho-Pacifrisk

2 points

9 days ago

Joe mama

Any_Clue_2662

3 points

10 days ago

real dick head💀

AlphaDag13

73 points

10 days ago

Balzac

TauPard005

17 points

10 days ago

Honore de Balzac

msmischance

4 points

9 days ago

This is right! Perfect!

foldzondura

2 points

10 days ago

Turn up the fun!

Objective_Poetry2829

2 points

9 days ago

Cyrano de Balzac

Claat

49 points

10 days ago

Claat

49 points

10 days ago

Knobhead

sash71

8 points

10 days ago

sash71

8 points

10 days ago

I thought Nobhead or Dickhead. If you ever lost him and had to describe him it's all there in the name.

Aggravating-Seat-974

45 points

10 days ago

Peter

Trick_Report_9628

9 points

10 days ago

Peter Enis

jsal0087

3 points

10 days ago

wanted to see if anybody said what I said🤣

MrGerbik99

22 points

10 days ago

Boner

LoganRoyKent

4 points

9 days ago

My name is Boner, and I’m a pussy.

TobylovesPam

2 points

9 days ago

Remember Boner on Growing Pains? How was that even a thing? How did they name a character on a family friendly, prime time tv show Boner and it was totally cool? This was in the days where Bart Simpson was the devil but Boner was totally acceptable.

TheGrey_GOD

20 points

10 days ago

Deez

Pomerosa

1 points

10 days ago

Pomerosa

1 points

10 days ago

Nuts

Material_Swimmer2584

4 points

10 days ago

Nutzencock

Molten-Universe

17 points

10 days ago

My ex had a husky that had one on his face and she never noticed it and I pointed it out and apparently I ruined her dog.

Middle-Blacksmith-15

20 points

10 days ago

That's probably why you are her ex

Molten-Universe

8 points

10 days ago

Haha probably.

glefe

15 points

9 days ago

glefe

15 points

9 days ago

My disappointment is immeasurable and my dog is ruined.

Corfiz74

2 points

9 days ago

Corfiz74

2 points

9 days ago

Once you see it, you can't unsee it. 😂

uTimu

38 points

10 days ago

uTimu

38 points

10 days ago

Solonggaybowser

SmashDreadnot

6 points

10 days ago

Lol. I haven't heard that in years. Time to dig through the Nintendo box soon, I guess.

uTimu

2 points

10 days ago

uTimu

2 points

10 days ago

:]

rissie_delicious

2 points

10 days ago

This sounds like more of a confession

EdmontonOil

48 points

10 days ago

My cat had massive balls. Called him Tiny. He never liked me for some reason.

Dwaas_Bjaas

3 points

9 days ago

That’s a long name bro. Who’s going to remember all that

Consistent_Penguin

49 points

10 days ago

Mandu, so it will be Cat mandu.

keithrh13-

22 points

10 days ago

Dick head

InevitableAd9683

17 points

10 days ago

Richard Peter Johnson

BeefRamenGuru

3 points

10 days ago

RPJ for short

Arrow_of_time6

8 points

10 days ago

Willie

Brother_Delmer

14 points

10 days ago

O'Toole

enochrootpl

11 points

10 days ago

Jizzlord

horpetorcsog

2 points

10 days ago

I miss that series

rasen_flash

5 points

10 days ago

Jojo. My cat's name.

otterg1955

5 points

10 days ago

Pecker head

verifiedwomanbeater

15 points

10 days ago

Girl's Dm

sidehoe69

1 points

10 days ago

sidehoe69

1 points

10 days ago

Under rated comment

Fechnitian2873

0 points

10 days ago

Why not boy’s

NotNowIsTaken

4 points

10 days ago

Snow White

Piddy3825

4 points

10 days ago

If I had a cat that looked like that, I'd name him Boner...

FeelGdGuy

3 points

10 days ago

Phallicia

Levaris77

2 points

9 days ago

Top name submitted two hours late!

Practical_Echidna917

11 points

10 days ago

cunt macockface

wwJones

1 points

10 days ago

wwJones

1 points

10 days ago

LOL. This is great.

lil_squeeb

3 points

10 days ago

Squirt or Skeeter

Brilliant-Engineer57

3 points

10 days ago

Dick?

dana_day12

3 points

10 days ago

Shaft

tf2_soldier_666

3 points

10 days ago

Richard

TheMajesticJoeJoe

3 points

10 days ago

Enis

PomelaQ

3 points

9 days ago

PomelaQ

3 points

9 days ago

Denis

NWStormraider

13 points

10 days ago

Repost McIstealcontent

bdjeijxf

9 points

10 days ago

Seriously? How long will it appear on the reddit again and again every fucking month.

LillianneOCinneide

3 points

10 days ago

Yeah, I don't know how this is meirl

mr_shammycloth

7 points

10 days ago

Wow even funnier than when I saw this the last 6 times

WedeI

3 points

10 days ago

WedeI

3 points

10 days ago

I have seen that in 2015

Fishingmemefinace

2 points

10 days ago

Big Lizzy

RememberOola

2 points

10 days ago

Little lion. The black fur on his face resembles a mane.

LarsihasiSpassi

2 points

10 days ago

It’s a pussy named dick

BreaRoePhilly

3 points

10 days ago

💀

Substantial_Pin2400

2 points

10 days ago

Dicky or eggy

Maleficent-Mirror991

2 points

10 days ago

That cat’s a dickhead

marronite

2 points

10 days ago

Fuck Face. Why has no one told this?

Userman1248

2 points

10 days ago

Dick, Dick Grayson.

ElDativo

2 points

10 days ago

Rocketface

sharpasahammer

2 points

10 days ago

Peter.

Scrapmoney80

2 points

10 days ago

Peter?

FroboyFreshenUp

2 points

10 days ago

Richard

not_a_total_dick

2 points

10 days ago

A simple dicknose is my answer

Regaman101

2 points

10 days ago

Dickhead

king_o0o

2 points

10 days ago

Mr pickles 🥵

fire292rr

2 points

10 days ago

Dickhead

Yelashorkie

2 points

10 days ago

Pinocchio

MonitorMundane2683

2 points

10 days ago

Willy.

Mental_Base_7551

2 points

10 days ago

Richard Cranium

Bulky_Design_1133

2 points

10 days ago

Cock face or DH

pekak62

2 points

10 days ago

pekak62

2 points

10 days ago

Richard

Protectourpranks

2 points

10 days ago

Johnson

chipperlovesitall

2 points

10 days ago

Unit

_barkingseal_

2 points

9 days ago

This is award wrothy

Justaverage69

2 points

10 days ago

Richard

StandardOperatorr

2 points

9 days ago

Lipton

anywheregoing

2 points

9 days ago

Richard

Available-Gear9537

2 points

9 days ago

Pecker!

fastm87

2 points

9 days ago

fastm87

2 points

9 days ago

Phallicat

khabib88

2 points

9 days ago

khabib88

2 points

9 days ago

Dickface

spiraldown024

2 points

9 days ago

Penis head

Just_Map_8616

2 points

9 days ago

Penisdimilo

josepapiblanco

2 points

9 days ago

Dickface

cr4vn2k

2 points

9 days ago

cr4vn2k

2 points

9 days ago

Richard..?

SecretPrinciple8708

2 points

9 days ago

This is clearly Shaft, the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.

They say this cat is a bad mother…

brokencrayons

2 points

9 days ago

Sir or ma'am, if you do not name this cat dick face, then this cat deserves a better loving home.

Stone-Cold-Advice

4 points

10 days ago

Expo.

Look up the Montreal Expo's emblem. Very similar.

forced_perspective

2 points

10 days ago

Throb

Braxist

1 points

10 days ago

Braxist

1 points

10 days ago

Dr George Wiener Dittrick

Frosty-Author6287

1 points

9 days ago

Scrote

EconomySizedBathroom

1 points

9 days ago

Dick Facey

Flashy-Donkey2328

0 points

10 days ago

Looks like a mediocre Photoshop job

ParmesanCharmeleon

0 points

9 days ago

Dickhead

porn_philosopher

0 points

9 days ago

Todger

jkparty1111

0 points

9 days ago

Dick face

faridx82

0 points

9 days ago

faridx82

0 points

9 days ago

Pussy McDickface

butterscotches

0 points

9 days ago

Claude

FerricFryingPan

0 points

9 days ago

Pen is a great name, Tell'er that to her face

overpaid_bum

0 points

9 days ago

ED.

Gsauce87

0 points

9 days ago

Gsauce87

0 points

9 days ago

Dildo baggins

NadiaLeone

0 points

9 days ago

Brandon