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3.4k points
10 days ago
Richard
491 points
10 days ago
This is the only one
323 points
10 days ago
Willy
90 points
10 days ago
I'll never smoke weed with willy again
14 points
9 days ago
If your Willy is smoking, you should probably see a doctor
8 points
9 days ago
Name him Richard Face
5 points
9 days ago
Or slow down and use some lube.
2 points
9 days ago
The party’s all over before it began…
43 points
10 days ago
16 points
10 days ago
I laughed hard at this one
2 points
10 days ago
Same here
95 points
10 days ago
36 points
10 days ago
.. He has a wife, you know
30 points
10 days ago
She’s called… Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.
11 points
10 days ago
That scene is one of my favorites ever
19 points
10 days ago
The best part is those guys were really trying not to laugh. They were told they wouldn't be paid if they laugh so they tried really hard to hold it in. I'm assuming they were paid of course lol
6 points
10 days ago
Just wait till Biggus Dickus hears about this!
92 points
10 days ago
Maybe a little too......on the nose?
9 points
10 days ago
Wow, good one, very original.
2 points
9 days ago
Oh shit!! Now I get where Richard is coming from lmao. Thanks for pointing that out ! Haha
78 points
10 days ago
Richard the Dickfaced
152 points
10 days ago
Richard Dixon
5 points
10 days ago
Yeah but you totally missed Richard Nixon who was an actual dick.
2 points
9 days ago
Old tricky Dick
11 points
10 days ago
Richard Fitzwell
4 points
9 days ago
Richard Ballsworth the 2nd.
7 points
10 days ago
Richard noggin
2 points
10 days ago
Lol.
2 points
9 days ago
19 points
10 days ago
Penicato.
2 points
10 days ago
Damn it I was too late
2 points
10 days ago
Beat me to it...
2 points
10 days ago
This is it. This is the way
1 points
10 days ago
I immediately knew this would be the top response
1.2k points
10 days ago
The only time you can actually call someone Dickface.
965 points
10 days ago
A bit too "on the nose" I think.
74 points
10 days ago*
This might be the greatest comment I’ve ever read. Hold on, I’ll be right back with an award.
16 points
10 days ago
You win the internet for the day.
8 points
10 days ago
🤣🤣🤣
1 points
9 days ago
Nah! Just the shaft
27 points
10 days ago
Dickface was my first thought.
3 points
10 days ago
I came here expecting a thousand other people to have the same thought. Thank you for not disappointing
533 points
10 days ago
Johnson
147 points
10 days ago
Long Johnson
61 points
10 days ago
I had a friend named Frank Johnson. He would introduce himself as "Frank Johnson, straightforward dick".
Or sometimes as Jelly, cause he was a professional clown lol
18 points
10 days ago
I know a guy whose full name was 'Harold Peter Dyck'
He got really mad when people called him Harry.
52 points
10 days ago
Ohlong Johnson
11 points
10 days ago
Oh dumb piano
7 points
10 days ago
It's Don Piano.
... Meow.
2 points
9 days ago
My apologies, I knew nothing of the Don Piano, until now.
5 points
10 days ago
Johnson D Phallius
263 points
10 days ago
It's clearly "Dick James, Bitch"
21 points
10 days ago
Super Freaky
1 points
9 days ago
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
115 points
10 days ago
Dickins, Charles Dickins.
3 points
9 days ago
Richard Dickins.
6 points
10 days ago
I was thinking abt that 2
373 points
10 days ago
Biggus Dickus
134 points
10 days ago
What’s so funny about the name biggus dickus? I have a very great friend in rome called biggus dickus.
64 points
10 days ago
He also has a wife..........
62 points
10 days ago
Incontinentia... Incontinentia buttocks.
7 points
9 days ago
Shut up! Why are you laughing! To the pits with you!
12 points
10 days ago
He has a wife, you know
12 points
10 days ago
Do you know what they call her?
10 points
10 days ago
smallus vaginus
13 points
10 days ago
No, I believe it was... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.
1 points
10 days ago
Tightus*
After she married him I heard she changed her name Loosius
8 points
10 days ago
How many people forgot this was a Monty Python reference
3 points
10 days ago
Oddly enough I watched this fit the first time 3 days ago after randomly coming across it on Netflix I believe.
2 points
10 days ago
Not me
4 points
10 days ago
This is the one!
221 points
10 days ago
Willy
29 points
10 days ago
Wonka
4 points
10 days ago
Walter white?
5 points
9 days ago
Jessi Pinkman?
141 points
10 days ago
Hardon
27 points
10 days ago
Ligma
10 points
10 days ago
What's ligma
3 points
10 days ago
real dick head💀
73 points
10 days ago
Balzac
17 points
10 days ago
Honore de Balzac
4 points
9 days ago
This is right! Perfect!
2 points
10 days ago
Turn up the fun!
2 points
9 days ago
Cyrano de Balzac
49 points
10 days ago
Knobhead
8 points
10 days ago
I thought Nobhead or Dickhead. If you ever lost him and had to describe him it's all there in the name.
45 points
10 days ago
Peter
9 points
10 days ago
Peter Enis
3 points
10 days ago
wanted to see if anybody said what I said🤣
22 points
10 days ago
Boner
4 points
9 days ago
My name is Boner, and I’m a pussy.
2 points
9 days ago
Remember Boner on Growing Pains? How was that even a thing? How did they name a character on a family friendly, prime time tv show Boner and it was totally cool? This was in the days where Bart Simpson was the devil but Boner was totally acceptable.
20 points
10 days ago
Deez
1 points
10 days ago
Nuts
4 points
10 days ago
Nutzencock
17 points
10 days ago
My ex had a husky that had one on his face and she never noticed it and I pointed it out and apparently I ruined her dog.
20 points
10 days ago
That's probably why you are her ex
8 points
10 days ago
Haha probably.
15 points
9 days ago
My disappointment is immeasurable and my dog is ruined.
2 points
9 days ago
Once you see it, you can't unsee it. 😂
38 points
10 days ago
Solonggaybowser
6 points
10 days ago
Lol. I haven't heard that in years. Time to dig through the Nintendo box soon, I guess.
2 points
10 days ago
:]
2 points
10 days ago
This sounds like more of a confession
48 points
10 days ago
My cat had massive balls. Called him Tiny. He never liked me for some reason.
3 points
9 days ago
That’s a long name bro. Who’s going to remember all that
3 points
9 days ago
49 points
10 days ago
Mandu, so it will be Cat mandu.
17 points
10 days ago
Richard Peter Johnson
3 points
10 days ago
RPJ for short
8 points
10 days ago
Willie
11 points
10 days ago
Jizzlord
2 points
10 days ago
I miss that series
15 points
10 days ago
Girl's Dm
1 points
10 days ago
Under rated comment
0 points
10 days ago
Why not boy’s
4 points
10 days ago
Snow White
4 points
10 days ago
If I had a cat that looked like that, I'd name him Boner...
3 points
10 days ago
Phallicia
2 points
9 days ago
Top name submitted two hours late!
11 points
10 days ago
cunt macockface
1 points
10 days ago
LOL. This is great.
3 points
10 days ago
Squirt or Skeeter
3 points
10 days ago
Dick?
3 points
10 days ago
Shaft
3 points
10 days ago
Richard
3 points
10 days ago
Enis
3 points
9 days ago
Denis
9 points
10 days ago
Seriously? How long will it appear on the reddit again and again every fucking month.
7 points
10 days ago
Wow even funnier than when I saw this the last 6 times
3 points
10 days ago
I have seen that in 2015
2 points
10 days ago
Big Lizzy
2 points
10 days ago
Little lion. The black fur on his face resembles a mane.
2 points
10 days ago
It’s a pussy named dick
3 points
10 days ago
💀
2 points
10 days ago
Dicky or eggy
2 points
10 days ago
That cat’s a dickhead
2 points
10 days ago
Fuck Face. Why has no one told this?
2 points
10 days ago
Dick, Dick Grayson.
2 points
10 days ago
Rocketface
2 points
10 days ago
Peter.
2 points
10 days ago
Peter?
2 points
10 days ago
Richard
2 points
10 days ago
A simple dicknose is my answer
2 points
10 days ago
Mr pickles 🥵
2 points
10 days ago
Dickhead
2 points
10 days ago
Pinocchio
2 points
10 days ago
Willy.
2 points
10 days ago
Richard Cranium
2 points
10 days ago
Cock face or DH
2 points
10 days ago
Richard
2 points
10 days ago
Johnson
2 points
10 days ago
Unit
2 points
9 days ago
This is award wrothy
2 points
10 days ago
Richard
2 points
9 days ago
Lipton
2 points
9 days ago
Richard
2 points
9 days ago
Pecker!
2 points
9 days ago
Phallicat
2 points
9 days ago
Dickface
2 points
9 days ago
Penis head
2 points
9 days ago
Penisdimilo
2 points
9 days ago
Dickface
2 points
9 days ago
Richard..?
2 points
9 days ago
This is clearly Shaft, the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.
They say this cat is a bad mother…
2 points
9 days ago
Sir or ma'am, if you do not name this cat dick face, then this cat deserves a better loving home.
4 points
10 days ago
Expo.
Look up the Montreal Expo's emblem. Very similar.
2 points
10 days ago
Throb
1 points
10 days ago
Dr George Wiener Dittrick
1 points
9 days ago
Scrote
1 points
9 days ago
Dick Facey
0 points
10 days ago
Looks like a mediocre Photoshop job
0 points
9 days ago
Dickhead
0 points
9 days ago
Todger
0 points
9 days ago
Dick face
0 points
9 days ago
Pussy McDickface
0 points
9 days ago
Claude
0 points
9 days ago
Pen is a great name, Tell'er that to her face
0 points
9 days ago
ED.
0 points
9 days ago
Dildo baggins
0 points
9 days ago
Brandon
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