To put cool rocks in, duh

To store those delicious puffs

How does he know babies don't have goals?

Mine seemed particularly intent on inserting everything they could get their hands on into their mouths.

If that's the logic, why do I have pockets?

Women sacrifice their pockets for their babies

I just confirmed with my 3yo just now that THEY ARE REAL POCKETS. He had a rock, two pennies and what I can only guess was a fruit snack he had already chewed but decided to keep it for later

Crumbs have to go somewhere. Besides everywhere, I mean.

Why do women have pockets wh.... I shouldn't say this

Babies are super worried about what other babies will think of their fashion choices.

They'll give pockets to babies but not to women.

Showing supremacy to women's

Why do I have pockets then?

Who keeps thier goals in their pocket. I flushed mine down the toilet long ago

Aesthetics my dude, aesthetics

To keep your hands warm innit.

You think babies have no goals you have not hung out with enough babies

You lack margin imagination, kids will find many ways to use pockets.

For cheerios

To make their mothers jealous of their working pockets.

Food, tiny peoples, sometimes things that crawl. My one and a half year old brought me a live spider today.

They need a place to put their tobacco

Rocks.....all the rocks.

so you can put your weed in it.

They do, it is us adults who don't have money and goal but have pockets.

What? Babies aren't allowed to have cargo?

Marbles and Matchbox cars.

Rocks and crushed food

I have no money or goals, pockets for days!

Money? they don’t need it.

Goals? To eat, shit, and cry (not in that order). They’re very good at accomplishing said goals

To store their nose in case Uncle Murph tries to take it again.

Snacks

Because women’s pants don’t have pockets, all babies are is essentially extra pocket space for women

To hold onto their dreams before life hits them too fast

If you ask my son, for hot wheels

To put little rocks and randoms things, like a half eaten candy a toy car wheel or mom's open lip balm.

Hide your crack, ain’t no one searching a baby.

Why do you have pockets when you have no money or goals?

Why do baby clothes have pockets
when babies have neither money nor goals.

Discuss.

Cheesy poofs. They're for soggy cheesy poofs.

To piss off women.

I have nipples and they serve no purpose other than my wife getting a gentle slap when she nibbles them

For their binkies

Yogurt bites. My son used to hoard those like a dragon.

To smeer/put nutella or peanutbutter into it

rocks

Same reason dresses sometimes have pockets even though it's the same situation /s

rocks and food

Because they have to put the women's pockets somewhere...

My toddler's clothes have bigger pockets than mine.

Snacks

Soothers

When the fashion industry thinks babies need to carry more stuff than women

My 1.5 year old had pockets that were more useful than my wife's.

Honestly they should only wear burlap sacks. They are going to outgrow everything you buy them

To put something in them to surprise mom when they go into the laundry

For hard candy from grandma

Why do women's clothes NOT have pockets when they DO have money and goals?

It's a bit shitty to judge all babies based on the few you've met.

By that logic I shouldn’t have pockets either

That's city security. No one mugs the baby.

Same thing could be said about you.

For their car keys duh

Do girl baby clothes have pockets or do those just disappear at a certain age

Have you never met a baby? They have lots of goals.

Puffs and cheerios

Same reason women clothes have pockets

Babies are such ass holes

How do you know my baby doesn’t have goals????

Rocks and frogs

So they can steal my keys

Cheerios.

And women cloth has 0 pockets.

Pockets can still carry and they can't snitch.

For toddlers to stick their hands in when they keep touching everything at the store.

The parents can put things in this, like blood pressure pills,

Common baby w

So their moms have a place to put their lipstick and keys

For their tiny fists because babies are full of rage.

Boss baby reasons.

So do I. I ain’t a baby!

Cheerios

Why do I have pockets?

For interesting things they find

To hold tiny treasures like pebbles, leaves and a goldfish cracker for mom to find when she does laundry.

Why teens clothes hace pockets then

Women: where are my pockets? Baby: I needed them more.

That means babys have nore pockets than women

Cheerios bro, cheerios…

As a sign they are a jobless burden on society and really need to get thier shit together and find a career instead of freeloading.

Snacks

The clothing companies are in league with big laundry. Pockets=crap=washing machine wear and tear.

Cool rocks, bits of string, a nickel

Mine stuffs seashells and sand until they're falling off her butt.

Cool rocks and sticks also sometimes water.

My niece has the unique goal of trying to eat the dog’s kibble. It would fit nicely in those pockets, I’m sure of it.

Rocks and bugs man, get your priorities straight!

The intent is funny; the phrasing sucks.

they have more pockets than I do

my son thinks it’s for snacks and flowers

So the little ferrets can hide your car keys.

It is to put their binkie's in so they dont loose them

It's for the phone and their dime bag.

You guys obviously haven’t seen boss baby. It’s for their walkie talkies and suckers

You’ve never met a kid finding out what pockets are clearly

Cool rocks, pennies they find on the ground that don't immediately go in their mouth, interesting bugs, etc.

Cheerios

Shiftless babies.

Where do you store your spaghetti?

I have used the pockets on my kids clothes to hold their binkie

Spare binky, because he thinks it's a game to spit them across the room

Cause their mom probably doesn't have pockets

So their mothers can use them as purses.

So they can adjust their balls stealthier and easier.(am i the only one who did this back then?)

Booger savers

Well where do you think their handy dandy toy screwdrivers should go? In their diapers?? That would be gross! 🤢

Because women think pockets are cute

Gotta store the wet Cheetos somewhere

To make women jealous

That’s where they put their hopes and dreams.

It’s bigger on the inside.

Why have so many women’s clothes got ineffective or completely fake pockets? Last I heard, these days they’re letting women have goals and money. The world is a topsy-turvy place eh?

When my kids were babies, my wife and I used to say the pockets are for their very important baby things.

That's where the mud and spaghetti sauce goes. For later.

Babies have goals. I have still have the same baby goals actually. To suck on a fat titty.

For when the day comes soon that Republicans can force them to work

My toddler is so excited if any of their clothes have pockets and tells everyone about them 😂

because pockets are cute and hold pacifier.

Society and the fashion industry value babies more than women.

Why do babies get pockets but women have to deal with the fake ones?!

To taunt the pocketless women

Why I do have pockets with no money or goals Edit: I

The only things small enough to fit in those pockets are things they shouldn’t be allowed to have.

Where else are you gonna put rocks and shit?

How else am I going to smuggle my black tar heroin?

For the cool rocks and twigs

My mom once told me that when I was a baby I justed to put ANYTHING I could find in it like : batteries, the dogs toys, paperclips, etc..

Hmm why do I have pockets 😂

Speak for yourself. I had big plans

Why do our clothes have pockets when we have no money or goals?