And a lot of Cannes

Hidey the tops, showy the bottoms

It’s like she is wearing clothes but not wearing clothes at the same time, lol

She’s doing half of each, interesting approach

You can show both, but bellybutton is too much.

Probably true, but that's only true if you're not Heidi fucking Klum herself

Bottom cleavage.

or belly button

She should have chosen one boob to balance out the one leg

"Heidi i can see you Klums!" "shutup flanders banks"

Yep. I don’t understand why she pivoted into hoochie attention seeking looks instead of classy and sophisticated.

With surgery you can put your aereolas anywhere you want!

I saw an article that indicated that she had a bit of a malfunction with the dress and more than a quarter of hers what displayed.

Her boobs did slip out as a matter of fact

Apparently her nipple did slip out later on.

Tape.

Don't fret, nipples made an appearance.

Looks more like the Golden Globes.

Thanks for the mammaries.

I'd trade her too.

She would be absolute trash for my fantasy football team. She got no speed in those heels.

That made me like her, that was hilarious.

nothing will top the worm 🪱

With her stand "Running on sunshine"

It literally looks like a mop. Otherwise she looks beautiful, but that hair is atrocious.

Finally! All these comments on her dress and I’m like “tf is that hair?”

It’s like a mix of Uschi Glas and Tina Turner

Agreed. This color is totally not good on her. But the gown is great and she looks good. Two out of three. As Nina would say "How unfortunate."

Agreed. Once the “damn girl” factor wears off, the dress is a hideous color and contrasts in a really jarring way with her skin and hair tone. Any jewel tone would have worked better.

But good on her for looking that great, regardless of off-putting color choices.

Wasn’t “props to her for her confidence” one of the top answers in the “low key insults” thread from yesterday?

looks like a mouth ready to speak 🤣

You want to know I secret?

I would bang Heidi Klum.

Not sure why anyone would give you heat for that - she’s only 49 and looks amazing for her age. Definitely got some Stacey’s Mom vibes going on.

She’s aging like fine wine.

Are there people who don’t think she’s hot? She’s almost 50 and looks better than the majority of people in their 20s…

(This dress is pretty trash though)

Because it’s where ✨famous✨ people go and it used to be that the only people who wore “real” fashion were celebrities and the only way the plebs could see 💅fashion 💅 was to look at pictures in a magazine.

Soooo….habit?

Yeah, I don't like either. She looks great but no thanks to the dress.

She's a gorgeous woman with an incredible body, but that is an incredibly ugly dress in a terrible color for her skin tone/hair color. It's a fashion crime.

Ah, a human with high ideals.

Not enough apparently as she had a wardrobe "malfunction."

Heidi has always had questionable clothing choices, in my opinion.

Same. She’s beautiful. This dress either needs to be a completely different color or a completely different style. And she needs a completely different hairstyle regardless.

Yes

Is it really that hard if you got a lot of money?

I also find her worm costume to be hot.